So Mr. James Finch has been found not guilty due to the case being withdrawn. It is our determination, upon further investigation that Mr. James Finch was acting in defense of Steve because Steve's mom CAN'T TURN OFF A GODDAMN LIGHT AND LET NOT ONLY 5 FUCKING MOTHS IN, BUT THE GODDAMN BIRD CHASING THEM.

In accordance with the plea deal, Ms. Mom, of downstairs, shall maintain light being turned off between May and July forever passes, as such confusion will only cause harm towards Mr. J. Finch. Mr. Steve has agreed too partake in observation and will, on his duty to the court, present any violations towards.

She wants to paint the fucking front doors.
She WANTS to paint the fucking front doors. She painted them last fall, btw. These fuckers are double doors. If i'm forced into ladybugs and then a mantis ima do it, and I'll remind her the stem of it every fucking time she opens up a door, window, counter... anything.

An important and possibly dire reminder: Mr. James Finch is duping you. He is not real. He is a government drone sent to spy on all parties involved in this case.

TREASON!!!!!

It shall not stand. It simply shall not. I can't burn it down tho.

No. Guy Fawkes may be a bit extreme when you live in parliament. A sternly worded letter perhaps? Or maybe a scowl?

An olive branch petition perhaps?

Masterful.

Well all gotta eventually write our Magna Cartas.