@funkmasterrex you okay?
by cryoenthusiast · 33 comments 3 years ago
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funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Keeper of the Lake.
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
SNORLAX. <----motherfuckin' distilled.
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Omg... I'ma buy my homie some goat cheese. That wins joke of the week.
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Hym..... i fussed and I cussed; talked bout loneliness but you're the Canadian acting like an alien.... swerve on the left side like a blind guy hidden; yet again, I speak the forbidden. The flex was just a twitch; spastic; again left side as that's the bright side.... and now there's just a husk, I took too much; at least I ended it before dusk.
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
There's a whirlwind somehwere there.
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
How'd you think the fire department would react if I lit my pipe whist doing the pole thing?
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
And here you see the classic example of a weed smoker that listens to soundcloud
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
In his natural habitat. <_<
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Alright... so this is what just happened. And i'm 99% sure this occurred because of cognitive dissonance. So there I was, fixing myself some beef enchiladas. Now as this is a frozen dinner naturally there was rice on the side. As there was rice on the side, naturally those rice had beans... now I don't like beans so naturally I took that stir time between microwaving to scoop as many out as fast as possible. I got around 40%, but the enchiladas demanded cooking and who am I that would deny; especially as I'm 2 steps away from ending them. I eat the enchiladas; delicious. I am not satiated. I decide; and this is VERY RARE for me; that something sweet is a great idea. I pop in two Eggos. My toaster does not properly cook these fuckin' waffles so I do it again. I bust out the newly bought syrup, a little bit of butter and I fix the fuckin' waffles. I sit down to eat the fuckin' waffles.... and guess what happens in the living room? My fucking mom puts on Charlie MOTHERFUCKING Murphy and
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
The Prince joke about pancakes.
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Naturally I cackled and said fuck this.
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I'm sad to say I'm now convinced my life is a joke. I'll at least make it a funny joke.
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
So I was cleaning my upstairs shower, gettin' real squirreled about it so I disassembled the head that aims for temperature. I put the fucking thing back on upside down on accident so now I gotta turn it the opposite directions for increased/decreased temperature. I don't care enough; 20 years of habit tossed, nearly literally, down the drain. My solution? I'm ambidextrous.
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
kek
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
that's mean ;_;
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
u made a mistake and its funny
haha
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
That I did.
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
If you have not already, please look up Dragonsong FF14 Heavensward. What can I say?
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
only adding this: youtube,com/watch?v=BIwU1e0_UwQ You really think Charlie Murphy gon' karate kick me? This is a grown man karate kickin' it....
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Yay, lvl 80 dragoon \>_>/ (80 is max lvl)