Ascent*

No, you had it right the first time

The cent of his ass is immaculate

Pics or it didn't happen

If you had any sense you'd pay many cents to see his asscent

Ass scent?? Please god no

He does seem to have ass-cended to a higher plain of being lately

lol

You're welcome, but I'm afraid I might need a day off.

Okay so I got a bloody nose while fixing enchiladas, but honestly I feel so much better. My blood pressure was really high before and was causing all kinds of side-effects. It sounds really stupid and nobody should actually do that (my body did it on it's own)... but damn... that shit worked.

So story, and the pigeonwizard is gonna get a laugh from this.... I was outside minding my biz just having a stogie and this fucking mockingbird arrives and start going "meh" at me. I reply in the affirmative with my own 3 "meh"s and then I get a response of 2 on a slightly different note so I reply at that note twice with the "meh"s. Mockingbird does what mockingbird does hits me with 3 "mehs" off-kilter from the last; I reply in kind,,, I get hit with one "meh" and I don't reply. I put my stogie out and walk back inside.

Why you might ask? Well... I was done with my stogie.

Leaving a bird on read, damn

mockingbird fucked with a behemoth.

Oh shit, why haven't I seen this before?
But yes, animals can and do respond to various sounds they're familiar with, it might have something to do with the fact that a lot of them are territorial, so they're trying to ward you off.
So yeah, that mockingbird basically said "GET OFF MAH LAWN!"
...Probably