Their entire moveset and concept is so discordian with Smash that I'm still kinda shocked, even if I know it was coming since yesterday.

Who wanna start a gofundme so i can afford smash?

I'll start a gofund me for you. Just a small favour. Ask a restaurant if you can wash their dishes for a month first.

You tell me how I can gift you it and you can have Smash Captain

Y'all, I was very much joking, especially considering I'd feel kinda bad having someone buy me a $60 game.

Well, that's not very Captainy of you. Amd here I thought he was a heartless asshole. For shame.

In reality, I'm actually an assless heart-hole.

I shall put that on your headstone.

I swear I will find a way to get you smash

Uh i mean
https://www.paypal.me/BrotatoWho
I won't stop you because I'm a broke boi, but i want it known you are doing it yourself.
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Sooo... Someone sent me a fairly large amount of money. Like, I don't actually know how to respond to that, and like it actually means a lot to me, considering I'm actually not doing great financially at the moment. (Mostly my fault, don't feel bad for me)
But like, holy shit I did something similar for a coworker a few years back on Christmas, and... I think I'm starting to believe that how we treat others eventually comes back to us again.

I just... I've been dealing with a lot of shit, and I guess that gave me hope for the future. I dunno, maybe... Maybe the world isn't so fucked, you know?

And after checking again, I know see who did it. I think I'm actually a bit shellshocked right now... Like I wish I were kidding, but that amount is roughly 2/3rds of my entire paycheck each week. But thank you @that_creepy_guy, I'm bout to start up my switch now.

I'm just happy I could bring a bit of happiness to this mad world :D now get out there and kick some ass in smash!

yeah, lets play together sometime bro!

So wait, is Steve in the game yet or what? Tbh, I've never actually owned a Smash game before.

He comes out on October 14th, and If y'all need a #3 I'd love to play with you guys too Haha

I'm lowkey buying a physical of the game because I want to get a few cartridges. So far almost my entire library is digital.

I love the physical cartridges so much more than the digitals

They don't taste as good though