@dr_richard_ew I understood that, but this is a request to keep us appraised of his adventures :-)

Yes sir!

Man I wanna find people to play D&D with but my schedule fuckin sucks

There are online campaigns. If you have any 'regular ' days- times off.... a little more leniency with time /place constrictions.

I have no concistancy in my schedule whatsoever

I wouldnt mind having a dnd campaign with fs people :3

I think there may have been an fs campaign at one point idk tho

Just letting y’all know I was the one who DMed it and if anyone wants to start it up again I have a lot of free time

Can I borrow a cup of that free time?

Alright, what will you give me?

A cup.

Hmmm. What’s the cup look like?

Can I counter offer with B cup?

Like an A. Richards looks like a B. They're not actually a's or b's they just look like them.

Hm. Both intriguing offers. Alternatively you can swear to stop using your phone before bed, and have a regular sleep schedule. Then you’ll have infinite free time.
But for a cup of it, I’ll take the a cup

Before bed? What is this bed?
Hah! The patient beats the doctor again. Here is your $800.

I'm no doctor. I'm a dragon, I make deals

How could you not want a B cup?

Cause a is a far more unique shape for a cup

You clearly havent seen a good B cup then bc I've seen some wild ones out there