Also did a dumb dumb and am currently spraying my guts over the porcelain throne. My thoughts are with you, captain.

Different ends (probably), but same situation

Hahhaahahaaa!!! Dumdum

it's not a spray unless you're able to get under the toilet seat, and yes, I've done it before

It's not my place to tell you what to do but if I may give some advice; Moving your arse from the fan will make cleanup a lot easier.