Do i replace my phone that's dying, or do I buy more swords???

Or buy a decent chair, or save for a replacement computer???
Or keep the money for moving out???
... I'm leaning towards the swords...

Dammit lydia... i am guessing you already bought the swords

Save up for moving out. Unfortunately, fighting people for property is no longer considered appropriate and can certainly land said the perpetrator in jail.

No point now... shes playing with the swords

Awww. I wanna swordfight for all this stuff... dumb laws.
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...my gf says no to the sword, and I don't wanna upset her.
She says I should buy a new phone because that's "more important" than a weapon...
Pfft, like I couldn't commandeer a phone.
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I could maybe buy a baseball bat to satisfy my craving for weapons, and the phone?

Give all your money to your gf.

Google the Knyphe. It’s a phone case with a knife in it so you could think of buying your new phone as also getting a new weapon.

Hah, nooo. It's a long-distance relationship, do having her keep my money wouldn't be practical.
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The Knyphe seems...interesting. I'd almost certainly get arrested for owning it lmao.
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I asked some others about this, and everyone agreed that the best choice is a new phone.
I might still grab a baseball bat while I'm online shopping tho ;p

Whose skull are we talking about here?

...skull?

Why do you want a weapon Lydia? Whose skull are we talking about???

Oh.
Anyone that gets in my way.
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I mean, uh, they're for decoration...