Oh hell you posted this 3 hrs ago. Still got the shits? Go home if you can and whatever you do don't trust a fart

let it all out; let your boss know as well, they'll rather you shit than you continue talking about shitting.

I shat 3 times today. Couldn't go home cause I needed the money and there was no one to cover me. After that 3rd time, I was pretty much ok.

Only 3 times? Amateur ;-) Glad you're feeling better!

:O I wish you the best of luck friend