Randomfandomgirl acknowledged satans observation, however, due to the fact that she was now a character in the story, she ignored it, and destroyed the god-awful cat puns, and found Almost Steve the otter, and Sam.

Offers corpse as a sacrifice to satan and curls up at Satan's feet

BUT I HAVE THE GAY SHIPS MWAHAHAHAHA *makes randomfandomgirl into a demon*

Dammit satan! Oh well, being a demon can't be that bad. I can torment people, and posess people, and murder people. (Out of story: This has become a role play, hasn't it?)

This ships could be worse :')

(OOS: i think so)

When far far away a teenage boy was.......

Pleasuring himself with lasagna

It was not just any lasagna, but a lasagna made of

The solidified tears of fan girls

He was very satisfied. But there was so much fan girls tears that there was too much lasagna for him to eat, so he..

Wasnt eating the lasagna.....

And in stead he decided to

Threw it his mother who screamed and turned into

A evil raptor, who had a thirst for

Singing the sausage song

While eating a poisonous pie

D-did I win.....? @u@

yes, yes you did *gives crown and throne*

@u@ yey