:D

You want racist and messed up jokes? Don't say I didn't warn you
what do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? an avalanche
What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? a mudslide
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? a prison break
Whats red and spins around really fast? a baby in a blender
What's the difference between a baby and a prostitute? The prostitute hasn't been slept with as much.

Omfg I lost it at "baby in blender"

What do you get when you cross a jedi and a nun?
A force of habit
(thats my favorite joke at the moment ^.^)

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A Romin Catholic :P
What do you call a nun in a pool?
Nunderwater
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile
I have a lot of nun jokes im sorry

I was gonna make a 9/11 joke, but it blew right in my face.

I was trying to think of an aushwitz joke, but I couldnt concentrate enough.

This one time a random little kid told me this one: What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? The Boy Scout comes back from camp. x.x

Yyyoooooo!!! That kid is bbaaad!!

Dark humor is like food
Some people don't get it

Batman also knows what happened to his dad.

WHO DELETED THEIR BATMAN COMMENT DA FAQ

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizzas don't dream in the ovens.
What does an apple and a black man have in common? The both look good hanging from a tree.

Dammit, it's supposed to be scream in the oven

Pretty sure its still true

Why is there cotton in pill bottles?
To remind blacks they were slaves before they were drug dealers.
Why did the blacks get car insurance?
Mexicans moved into the neighborhood.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Everyone who can run, swim, and jump is already in the US.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You put floss over their eyes.
Note: please don't thing I'm racist.

What's the one holiday black people don't celebrate?
White pride day
YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA SAY FATHERS DAY DIDN'T YOU, YOU RACIST FUCKS.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
A bench can support a family.
Why did Hitler shoot himself?
He saw his gas bill.
How do you blindfold a Chinese person?
Put floss over their eyes.

On the roof of a very tall building stand four men; one is Asian, one is Mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The Asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the Mexican walks to the ledge and also says "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next it's the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer? Ash.