I'm neither from a small town, or am a potato. I'm a donkey.
HEE HAW

i cant respond to that

so much logic

Hey Banana! I can show you something dark and damp ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Yeah there's a good cave near it's actually like down the road.

"Cave" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

There are some bats in it. It's some Zelda shit.

I want to explore your cave (and hopefully get lost in it)

I want to hide in said cave and scare people

OH MY GOD I AM THE SLOWEST PERSON I WILL GLADLY LET A COUPLE OF YOU IN MY CAVE

*slow clap* finally.
;) if you let me in I won't come out

I didn't know you were gay

I'm not gay. I'm bisexual. However, I lean more toward 'Lesbian' than 'straight'

The joke







Your head

Goddamn it i get it now. Sorry it took so long

so many gays (i feel at home)

so much homo so little time

Huh

The gay-festation

too truee