You stand on a beach, the tide gently lapping at your toes, the sand crumbling deliciously between them. The sun is sinking and gives off a halo of orange light, the wind salt-kissed. next to you, there is a small red herring struggling in the very shallow water. What do you do?

I walk away, red herrings usually lead you to bad things

You keep scrolling past with your eyes and out of the corner of your eye you spot him, - Shia Labeouf. He's following you, about 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. - Shia Labeouf. You're looking for your car, but you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on his face.
My god, there's blood everywhere!

you break out in a blood curdling scream, literally curdling the blood on his face, causing him to go blind. This gives you a second to run away.
"{Your Name} Get back here. How dare my prey get away from me!" Shia shouted at you angrily.

>"I walk away, red herrings usually lead you to bad things"
You study the struggling fish and shrug. It's not your problem, don't want to make it yours. Anyways its looking like its getting dark, the sun is setting, and the winds are getting colder. What do you do?

Get my pre-popped bag of popcorn out of the bag next to me and chow away
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I hope you realize that things like this usually don't turn out as expected

(So wait are we all playing one person or ourselves in one location?)

(Make a suggestion on what your action would be)

who ets pre-popped popcorn?
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I throw away the popcorn and start crying. Then John Cena comes over and hands me a snickers bar and whispers in my ear, "You're not you when you're hungry" and so you take a bite and become....

Well...I popped it at home and brought it with me because you can't microwave with a car outlet I don't think

i am pretty sure you can....
IF YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF