Human intelligence and willpower will never cease to amaze me.

for real do you also have to pay for the corndog or is it a topping cost or is it free

just look at that face tho

i upvoted for the title

Every once in a while I catch my 80lb Australian Shepherd sitting on the middle step of the stair steps, but he's so big, his back legs hang off the edge of the step and he just stares into the distance for a long time like he's contemplating his own existence. It's very amusing.

Cookie fortunes getting deep

but does he need thyme to process it?

I usually follow what the customer is going for. If they hand me the money, I hand it back. If they put the money down and seem distracted, then I take it and put the change in it's place.

young rice krispy treat w/ chocolate drizzle

I want to eat the Rene magritte styled one

I love these budding memes

What if it was their guardian angels moving them so they wouldn't be harmed by the demons

one like = one prayer

you dont understand, my entire junior year i just had seven different versions of this picture as my background, changing every five minutes. they are my bbys

um Pearl is adopted?

I think the social pressure isn't so much having kids but having the 'ideal amount' of 1-3 kids and fitting in. Because I love kids and I want kids when I grow up, but when I tell someone I want five or more kids, I get the "are you crazy?" look. So it probably goes both ways.

If the cats are going to Mass, does that make them....cat-holics?

but look at how fluffy he is

The first thing my geography teacher told his wife after they got married was 'im gonna get fat now'