cheesecrackers

cheesecrackers


Like knock off cheezits but cooler

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I'm going to do this someday 10 comments
cheesecrackers · 1 day ago
I worked ticket sales at a movie theater and ppl would be like "one ticket" and if they're at that 50-70 range, it's basically my nightmare because if I give them a senior ticket and they think they're young, they'll yell at me for calling them old and if I give them an adult ticket and they're old enough, they'll yell at me for ripping them off. So every time I pretend I don't hear them and go "Sorry, how many adult, senior, and children tickets?" and then they'll usually clarify.
The kid looks just like my mum when she was little 3 comments
cheesecrackers · 2 days ago
I got a goldfish goin on 2 years. He's so cute and I love him. i'm gonna be so sad when he passes, but goldfish can live upwards of 40 years so hopefully we'll have lots more time together
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When your ego is larger than your bank account 3 comments
cheesecrackers · 2 weeks ago
Or does it say....air??
when you're hungry but broke 4 comments
cheesecrackers · 2 weeks ago
I dialed. The "BluUuuh!!" is quite riveting.
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Miss Peanut 3 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 weeks ago
What a good girl
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Best transformation journey ever 5 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 weeks ago
I see a little bit of change
Need more ice cream money! 4 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 weeks ago
legend has it, the ice-cream man is still waiting
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Aah... Feminists 30 comments
cheesecrackers · 6 weeks ago
Hard to believe they would let go of a loyal employee for a small complaint. Unless he'd been a terrible employee and this was the last straw that they're using as an excuse to fire him.
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Why are you under the age of 18? 4 comments
cheesecrackers · 6 weeks ago
I applied to an IT position at a software company and I had to write a 40-60 line poem about my last job experience.
Hyunjin vs Marker 3 comments
cheesecrackers · 7 weeks ago
You're so cute <3 ^
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He died for our presents. 9 comments
cheesecrackers · 7 weeks ago
This scene from boondocks is fitting https://youtu.be/t16OUuwZlb0
Cells be like 15 comments
cheesecrackers · 7 weeks ago
But also
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Sorry I left my sombrero 1 comments
cheesecrackers · 8 weeks ago
People tell me all the time I dont look mexican but I look asian. Once I met a guy who was like, "you're not mexican, I can promise you that" and I was like ??im a mexican citizen?? my family literally immigrated to the us from mexico. Like. that's pretty mexican.
Ignorant unsightly necessary Cat 13 comments
cheesecrackers · 8 weeks ago
No problem!
Ignorant unsightly necessary Cat 13 comments
cheesecrackers · 8 weeks ago
>open up task manager
>Select start up applications tab
>Disable whichever apps you dont want starting up :)
The real Ron Swanson 5 comments
cheesecrackers · 9 weeks ago
Not nearly as wild as this guy, but my doctor said I was really strange.
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The real Ron Swanson 5 comments
cheesecrackers · 9 weeks ago
The first time I had a seizure was in the middle of practicing an etude on my flute and when I came to, I was sprawled on the floor and I had tossed my flute a ways off and the first thing I thought was "if I had a seizure and broke my flute I swear im going to break something else," but it was fine so I got up and finished playing the etude before going to the hospital.
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I don't make the rules 21 comments
cheesecrackers · 9 weeks ago
Dang, the last time I saw so many shots fired was Columbine.
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Break my bones 12 comments
cheesecrackers · 10 weeks ago
I mean, biologically speaking, guest has a point. Rates of lactose intolerance are lowest in Caucasian ethnicities.
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That's how much comes out 9 comments
cheesecrackers · 10 weeks ago
Not to spoil a joke but its more like 5 gallons. Not 400.
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Netflix disagrees 10 comments
cheesecrackers · 10 weeks ago
Plot twist: 100 years in the future slavery makes a comeback
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Wholesome meme :) 2 comments
cheesecrackers · 10 weeks ago
I imagine that would be really touching and heart warming as a parent. My school was also very kind to students with disabilities.
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Nyaaaaa 9 comments
cheesecrackers · 12 weeks ago
Middle two: Scooby Doo the mystery begins (newer live action)
Last two: Daphne and Velma (?), newest live action not yet released.
And I liked Hayley Kiyoko as Velma... :/
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Not the exact image but damn, this feels 3 comments
cheesecrackers · 12 weeks ago
yeah! Love that movie :)
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Injured? 8 comments
cheesecrackers · 15 weeks ago
Alexa, play Despacito