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cheesecrackers


I don't post much but when I do its an original meme...and probably dead

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Next level marketing 3 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
Statistically, a woman on the pill her whole life has a 70% chance of having at least one pregnancy. I heard that on a talk show so no source, but I hear a lot about women who take the pill regularly and still get pregnant so I believe it. Even sterilized women still have a chance of getting pregnant (1 in 200). So alas there's no sure fire method.
Idk some weird fetish perhaps 6 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
Why a bra ..? Why aren't they petitioning like. a shirt or something
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He works hard on his videos 8 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
i'd subscribe
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Baby dinosaur skeleton found… 10 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
It drowned.
Sleep 23 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
Hahaha I do that
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Please do 12 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
When I was touring colleges back in high school I passed this reserved, shy looking guy in a kilt also getting a college tour and Im a girl and I thought he was cute so I said "I like your kilt" which was true, I did, and he just got this smile so wide and stood a little taller. I never saw him again but it's a nice memory.
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Deus Veult 7 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
Side note that some very cool Catholic saints living at the time also recognized that it was a bad thing to do (there was a lot of corruption goin around) and they set about the Reformation, which fixed a lot of that during their lifetime. So there were a couple solutions in effect actually.
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"Shutdown" is becoming just another word. This is the reality 26 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
At the end of the day it doesn't matter how much money a person makes, they can still be treated unfairly, esp in large groups, and that shouldn't happen.
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"Shutdown" is becoming just another word. This is the reality 26 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
At least in IT, private makes tons more
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What a chunky water chicken 21 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
I would slap that duck into another plane of existence for 88 mil
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Bridges 4 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
She's looser than a cannon
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To all anti-vaccine people this is why you vaccinate your children 8 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
Found the anti vaccer.
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Zeus 7 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
...aaand downvoted. Classic funsub ;)
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Ms. Claus won't be happy 5 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
the daughter is like "Dad, you just gonna stand there and take a picture? Do you see these goo goo eyes??"
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Zeus 7 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
Can someone give me the sparknotes version of whats happening to Fsub? I know its under new management and that there are more ads, is that all? Also who is Zeus? I've been a regular here for the past 4 years, so I feel like I should know, but I'm lost :P
Cows go moo 8 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
udderly fascinating
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I'm going to do this someday 10 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
I worked ticket sales at a movie theater and ppl would be like "one ticket" and if they're at that 50-70 range, it's basically my nightmare because if I give them a senior ticket and they think they're young, they'll yell at me for calling them old and if I give them an adult ticket and they're old enough, they'll yell at me for ripping them off. So every time I pretend I don't hear them and go "Sorry, how many adult, senior, and children tickets?" and then they'll usually clarify.
The kid looks just like my mum when she was little 3 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
I got a goldfish goin on 2 years. He's so cute and I love him. i'm gonna be so sad when he passes, but goldfish can live upwards of 40 years so hopefully we'll have lots more time together
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When your ego is larger than your bank account 3 comments
cheesecrackers · 6 years ago
Or does it say....air??
when you're hungry but broke 4 comments
cheesecrackers · 6 years ago
I dialed. The "BluUuuh!!" is quite riveting.
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Miss Peanut 3 comments
cheesecrackers · 6 years ago
What a good girl
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Best transformation journey ever 5 comments
cheesecrackers · 6 years ago
I see a little bit of change
Need more ice cream money! 4 comments
cheesecrackers · 6 years ago
legend has it, the ice-cream man is still waiting
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Aah... Feminists 30 comments
cheesecrackers · 6 years ago
Hard to believe they would let go of a loyal employee for a small complaint. Unless he'd been a terrible employee and this was the last straw that they're using as an excuse to fire him.
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Why are you under the age of 18? 4 comments
cheesecrackers · 6 years ago
I applied to an IT position at a software company and I had to write a 40-60 line poem about my last job experience.
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