cheesecrackers

cheesecrackers


I don't post much but when I do its an original meme...and probably dead

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What's wrong with you? 5 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
I'm a Catholic. I follow both. I like the anarchy.
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Today was 7hours, I will stay up all the f**king night I see. 6 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
I don't like alarms so sometimes if I need to take a quick nap I just chug a pint of water and wake up sometime an hour later and go to the bathroom. Bladder alarm.
Divine elmo 11 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
lol thats me at my minimum wage job bruh
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devil robots :< 9 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
@bethorien, I did the math! (Well, really I wrote a python program to do the math) It's 78,665, although the comic seems to suggest the robot would enter the digit in binary. So the final answer is: 10011001101001001.
How many chuggas fj? 20 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
No 9ers here? CHUGGA chugga chugga CHUGGA chugga chugga CHUGGA chugga chugga CHOO CHOO
I'll go homeless too 13 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
IDK, my family's home in Mexico was in a city like this. Fruit trees literally everywhere. No one sold them, bc they were wild fruit trees and not as pretty or sweet as genetically modified fruit trees. Not bad though, I tried them once in a while.
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Wise words 12 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
you don't want to die? Sometimes wish you'd never been born at all?
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Truth or Dare 2 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
just bein cute
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And I thought I was lazy 9 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
I asked my mom about this, she's from Mexico, and she said toasters are not common appliances in Mexican households, and since toast is also not a common Mexican food, it makes sense to buy it pre toasted for occasional treats. 4 years late but oh well.
A continuous loop of hell 6 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
This song came on the radio after I was driving a couple hours to get home and my brain was all "ope this song is not in English" and then a minute later my brain was all "these lyrics are kind of suggesti--wait a minute how do I understand the lyrics??" And for half a second I flipped before remembering I speak Spanish lol.
Exasperating, Agitating, and Bedevilling are still acceptable (Engrish) 44 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
Molest in English has a sexual connotation but the Latin root means "to bother" and in most other romantic languages it just means to annoy someone, so I think it's a mistranslation.
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What about orange juice? 6 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
My uncle uses orange juice true fact.
I read this and realized this is my life... #grocerystorelurker 13 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
I'm feeling like it's more 25-28
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Everything I've Known Is a Lie 7 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
Ever since I saw this post 6 years ago, I've been using them right side up.
Crap! What do I do?!? 3 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
My crush asked me out on Valentine's! Nothing big (I feel like that would have been tacky for a first date), we just saw a casual public screening of an old avengers movie. But it was nice :)
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school 8 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
The Ravenclaw, the Gryffindore, the Hufflepuff, and the Slytherin
I'm not your mate, bro 12 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
I'm not your buddy, pal
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10-year challenge 17 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
I don't really see the argument here tbh. Very few people get sick because of unwashed produce, but if you can wash it, why take the chance? I see that it's the parents choice to vaccinate their kids, and should be respected in a sense, but there is a lot of data that vaccinations are the healthiest decision for both the individual and society. And hyperbole through humor is just one way that groups/advocates can spread a message that may be lost on some anti vax parents, which is that disease and mortality are very real risks of their decisions.
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Looks about right 14 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
The center point is slightly off center :/
Big facts from jeni: 12 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
For men, it's less for women I believe, so it averages lower.
I have the power of essential oils AND anime on my side 6 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
Measles death rate: 5-10% (higher in 3rd world countries.) Rate of adverse reactions in vaccinations: less than 0.0000005%.
...and that's not even death.
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Big facts from jeni: 12 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
Sorry, forgot to clarify that its a US statistic.
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*cries* 4 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
What's up, date? *Finger guns*
Hope this clears things up 7 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
Im an American and that's what I thought till 5th grade.
Big facts from jeni: 12 comments
cheesecrackers · 5 years ago
Actually only 40-60% of people regularly use porn. It's a high number, for sure, but not everyone does it.