cheesecrackers

cheesecrackers


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What am I doing wrong? 19 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
Depression is usually diagnosed when things are good and you still cannot produce the proper amounts of seratonin and dopamine. If you are depressed and your life also sucks, then it's possible you aren't actually depressed you just have long term sadness because of circumstances, which could be an easier fix than an actual health disorder. I'm not a health professional, so these are all personal musings
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Murdered by Words 3 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
That's a mixed metaphor and I really appreciate it
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Definitely 6 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
Me who still thinks kids are the best thing on Earth even when they're bratty: ;-;
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Something's not right here 8 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
Ah, I get it. I actually thought the only thing they didn't consume was pork. Learn new things every day, thanks
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I almost had no ailments 3 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
Ay caramba, donde está el doctor
This is getting ridiculous 12 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
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Ouch! 17 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
At least in Kansas, most "minimum wage" type jobs, like working at McDonald's is 9-9.50 per hour, which is the correct proportion for inflation
Something's not right here 8 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
I don't get what's wrong
This is getting ridiculous 12 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
Well played, @xboxgorgo18 ! You will soon meet your demise.
This is getting ridiculous 12 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
i don't like when they use mismatched terms like male and women. its male and female. men and women. me and ur mom. everything has a perfect match
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What do you guys think? 5 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
If I want it, I try to go get it. If it doesn't work out, then I let it be.
Never thought about that 18 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
I'm Mexican
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Maybe it is 8 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
Is poptaer ravioli
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Never thought about that 18 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
You can't secure against smallpox
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The Delibirds and the Combees 2 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
*sad baby yoda*
What a great guy 4 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
Sounds like a Jeffrey Epstein Suicide, and those count
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Guess he's not phased 10 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
I'm still reading the first comment like "any kid born after 1993 can't country themself. All they know is mom bring grocery, eat cheese and fried"
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Side bfs 10 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
Or instead of letting ur animal instinct define you, use your Kool Human Willpower and define ur animal instincts
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It's a good thing, trust 3 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
It's one of my favorite movies of all time
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Nice 3 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
If you are a girl on public transportation you don't just fall asleep on a male stranger's shoulder. Like no matter how tired you are. This guy must have given off such calm, non-creep vibes that she trusted him enough to doze sitting next to him. 8/10 wholesome
Big brain move 5 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
Y'all are missing how crafty some people are. You would tear your room apart. Won't be able to find it. Ask mom where it is again. Mom says you need to clean the room, then you will find it. You go looking again, this time in hard to reach places. No luck. Maybe Mom has magically made this money impossible to find until the room is clean? But how? Only one way to find out. You clean your room. But. You still can't find it. Wth? Alexa, call Mom. "You said it would be there" "is your room clean?" "Yes" "I don't believe you. Send nud--i mean pics". *You send pics (of your room).* "Well done, Anon" "where's the cash money, mom?" "In the living room behind the stereo" The Stereo is playing Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick, bc Mom programmed Alexa before she left. But she is correct. There is the money. Crafty Mom. Then you stop feeling so angsty and are super grateful your parents can support you with large sums of money when they leave. The end.
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Lemme get a copy of Knack 3 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
Good thing I'm straight (and female)
Hans.. Forget the flammenpanzer 7 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
The SCIENTISTS, jeez Susan can't you read?
Pick me or minecraft ! 3 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
Its a balance. I like playing videos games (am female) and have no problems if the guy im dating also plays video games, but I would feel sad if I wanted to hang out and he said 'but that would take away time from me playing minecraft' obviously there's not a lot of context to tell if she's demanding too much or not.