cheesecrackers
I don't post much but when I do its an original meme...and probably dead
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Have you ever seen such a chunky boi! 6 comments
cheesecrackers
· 4 years ago
Me when I get out of quarantine
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The sleeping lady... Alaska 14 comments
cheesecrackers
· 4 years ago
Ironically, the actual satellite view of the sleeping lady (on Google maps at 61.47417,-150.73528) looks like a dick
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I think I'm dead 2 comments
My koozie is the best koozie 1 comments
cheesecrackers
· 4 years ago
They went through all that trouble to justify drinking at 7am and they chose Busch light...
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Donation vending machine's seem nice 1 comments
There's just something about Tony that makes him suspiciously hard to recognize 3 comments
cheesecrackers
· 4 years ago
I absolutely love how often he calls himself a dad. Like, everyone in the world sees him as a famous skater, but he sees himself as a father and it's so wholesome and I just
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It's slightly sexist but still kinda funny 2 comments
Snow white 12 comments
Question for the ladies among us: What's it with those long, fake nails? Why do you 14 comments
cheesecrackers
· 4 years ago
My cousins always have their nails like that. They like the glam and they don't do it for anyone but themselves.
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Well move over Sarah I need me some Medea 24 comments
cheesecrackers
· 4 years ago
Honestly they both sound badass. I want a crime tv show where Lucille and Sarah avenge down-on-luck kids and families that the local justice system has failed. Who would expect an old lady and a secretly street smart soccer mom
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Corona Shitshow 9 comments
cheesecrackers
· 4 years ago
Me, no, other family members I'm in direct contact with 24/7, yes. The state counts us all as having it.
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Corona Shitshow 9 comments
cheesecrackers
· 4 years ago
I woke up today with a stuffy nose, but its nothing compared to my family member in the hospital with pneumonia. Edit: Tried making a reddit ama but most people thought it was bs. It's not very eventful anyways :/
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Edited 4 years ago
Corona Shitshow 9 comments
cheesecrackers
· 4 years ago
I actually have coronavirus lol. State mandated quarantine = lots of time to look at memes
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Sound advice. It might just work!! 1 comments
cheesecrackers
· 4 years ago
I'm a cancer. My cats are actually both cancers as well. We make a trifecta of raging emotional turbulence.
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Check mate a- um... Yeah 1 comments
Well, that's Dad 21 comments
"Men don't like strong women" 12 comments
cheesecrackers
· 4 years ago
Charlie's Angels remake flopped bc it was a bland story with no character development whose sole purpose was to say "hey, girls are cool and guys are dumb." I am a female. I am pro-woman. If you have to force a movie to follow a cheap plot just so every female is badass, but only in comparison to their lame-o counterparts, you're not doing women any favors. All these newly released 'feminist' flops hurt the credibility of future female-led action movies and female directors.
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This dad is doing the small things to make his kids happy 6 comments
cheesecrackers
· 4 years ago
Some strong adhesives degrade plastic but this would be so weak that it wouldn't do anything.
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Open door 5 comments
cheesecrackers
· 4 years ago
No offense to the meme, but probably so the mom can hear strong action scenes/curse words/etc
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I'd pirate it 7 comments
cheesecrackers
· 4 years ago
So my aunt never had her braces professionally removed. After about 2 years the glue starts to weaken and you can actually pull them off by force. Anyway.
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Thanks, Walmart. Wouldn't have known otherwise 6 comments
cheesecrackers
· 4 years ago
What makes u think if they need a visual representation of how to count to 15 that they're literate enough to read the sign to begin with
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