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cheesecrackers


I don't post much but when I do its an original meme...and probably dead

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Thanks bud 4 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
J essic a
We die in the dark so you can live in the light 3 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
Pornhub continuously turns a blind eye to r**e of women and children on site. They don't deserve section 230 protections, or any form of respect. Regardless, this isnt a very fun comment, so i apologize about that.
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How you get TWO cats 6 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
They could be littermates!
#WirLebenDeutsch 4 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
Why der heck not?
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British Comedy: Offensive Translator 10 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
I know kids in Mexico will say "washa-washa-washa" or take words and end them in 'ation.' Strong 'sh' sounds are pretty common and distinctive in English
Have you ever seen such a chunky boi! 6 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
Me when I get out of quarantine
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The sleeping lady... Alaska 14 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
Ironically, the actual satellite view of the sleeping lady (on Google maps at 61.47417,-150.73528) looks like a dick
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I think I'm dead 2 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
Please put such triggering images under nsfw
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You deserve it king 20 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
Not in this economy
My koozie is the best koozie 1 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
They went through all that trouble to justify drinking at 7am and they chose Busch light...
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Donation vending machine's seem nice 1 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
Who would win, polio vaccines for 100 children, or one recorder ..?
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There's just something about Tony that makes him suspiciously hard to recognize 3 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
I absolutely love how often he calls himself a dad. Like, everyone in the world sees him as a famous skater, but he sees himself as a father and it's so wholesome and I just
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It's slightly sexist but still kinda funny 2 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
Which only proves her point *shrug*
Snow white 12 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
Snow White was 14 in the movies, you're all under arrest
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Question for the ladies among us: What's it with those long, fake nails? Why do you 14 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
My cousins always have their nails like that. They like the glam and they don't do it for anyone but themselves.
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Just gonna leave it here 1 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
I read 2020 as Lolo
Well move over Sarah I need me some Medea 24 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
Honestly they both sound badass. I want a crime tv show where Lucille and Sarah avenge down-on-luck kids and families that the local justice system has failed. Who would expect an old lady and a secretly street smart soccer mom
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Corona Shitshow 9 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
Me, no, other family members I'm in direct contact with 24/7, yes. The state counts us all as having it.
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Corona Shitshow 9 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
I woke up today with a stuffy nose, but its nothing compared to my family member in the hospital with pneumonia. Edit: Tried making a reddit ama but most people thought it was bs. It's not very eventful anyways :/
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Corona Shitshow 9 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
I actually have coronavirus lol. State mandated quarantine = lots of time to look at memes
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Sound advice. It might just work!! 1 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
I'm a cancer. My cats are actually both cancers as well. We make a trifecta of raging emotional turbulence.
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Check mate a- um... Yeah 1 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
James 2:19. Belief != faith.
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Well, that's Dad 21 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
There's a weirdly high amount of feminazi memes on funsub today.
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"Men don't like strong women" 12 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
Charlie's Angels remake flopped bc it was a bland story with no character development whose sole purpose was to say "hey, girls are cool and guys are dumb." I am a female. I am pro-woman. If you have to force a movie to follow a cheap plot just so every female is badass, but only in comparison to their lame-o counterparts, you're not doing women any favors. All these newly released 'feminist' flops hurt the credibility of future female-led action movies and female directors.
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This dad is doing the small things to make his kids happy 6 comments
cheesecrackers · 4 years ago
The more you know. At least it was kyoot
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