"does that mean the midterm grades are coming in late?! I really wanted to know my score..."

no, I think their current translator needs a raise

Ok now I see it is a joke on the word cougar being an older woman who likes younger men, but I can't be the only one who immediately thought of that one video of that Utah guy being stalked by a cougar for 6 min......can I?

That last one is gold

In high school as a senior, a freshman girl gave me a really bad drawing and I stuck it up on my wall at home, bc I knew she loved to draw and it meant a lot to her. Saw her about 5 years later at a mutual friends' grad party and told her about it, and she was quite moved I kept it all this time. She showed me her recent work, which was fantastic, and that she was accepted into art school. Love to see it.

Dang wish there was like some small strip of cloth with bands on the end we could put around our mouth and nose, in a socially acceptable way.

Hits close to home. If anyone at all is interested, Tina Schermer Sellers is a phd therapist who writes some decent pieces about overcoming christian purity culture & shame, aimed to those who experience it (without being anti-religion).

*has a kid*

Ironic

Don't know how to tell y'all this....but it's un trompo para tacos

Maybe instead of putting in more chips they make em half as expensive.

Jokes on you, I've been catholic longer than I've been goth

I'm not sure that's the same guy and dog 0.o

My best friends are CNAs, who work daily with the sick elderly. IMO they should have already got the vaccine, plus their patients, but they haven't either.

Habits like this hurt my heart bc they just be living their lives with 1hr less of good sleep bc of interruptions. Just set the alarm for 7 and take advantage of the extra rest ????

Imagine being a none bender with left beef ;(

"what kind of cat is he?"
-shorthair
-longhair
-hairless
-tabby
-tuxedo
-calico/turtle
-Maine Coone
-Siamese
-Munchkin
-'he thinks he's a lion!'
There, those are the cats