Ever heard of AAVE?

I’ve never heard of that trick before! How do you do that? :0

Are you okay, buddy?

I AM THE GAY AGENDA AND I AM HERE.

*Whispers* Because we caaaaan

Jibbitz were the shit! I had so many of them.

Exactly! And the non-mint ones always taste and smell disgusting. I’m still searching.

Inside her head, there’s a little baby version of her controlling her. It’s kind of hard to make out due to the fact that the comic is in B&W; I had to read it over a few times.

7-11 is my birthday! Next time I go for a free Slurpee on that day, I’ll probably be really bothered by it.

Look at me— still talking when there’s science to do! When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I’m not you!

This person owns the hotel. Their property, their business.

Yes, it is. The wife needs to know before it escalates even more. She shouldn’t be in the dark forever.

I’m loving how progressive grandma is! <3

Grandma!

The kid may have overheard their parents saying “Alexa”.

What the hell could it possibly want now?

Plus, pitbulls that DO fight rarely get bred, as the trainers are too busy organizing fights and making money. They don’t have time to have their dogs sire or dam litters and raise them.

There’s no such thing as a bad dog; only bad people with too much control.