chocolatefeces


I'm the turd you think is a candy bar.

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He is friendly 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 17 hours ago
Obi Wan was friendly... Until he had the high ground.
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Snap he cracked the code 1 comments
chocolatefeces · 2 weeks ago
After a few dates she'll be like "Wow I'm such a good guesser!"
Cheap ass 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 2 weeks ago
Exactly. The absurd markups on products like this should include a service they sell for almost nothing.
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Yes, this is HIM! 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 2 weeks ago
I work at the shop that makes their merch. No joke.
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Change in action 31 comments
chocolatefeces · 2 weeks ago
But he didn't say that because they're women. He said that because they won more medals than him.
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Just in case you're curious 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 2 weeks ago
They missed vitamin R, commonly found in Malk
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Stupid people should never ever own pets 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 2 weeks ago
Sounds fake. 1-3 cups of salt? that would fill a water bowl by itself. Adding water would be like salt syrup. There's no way a dog would drink that.
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A local burger shop started selling these... I have no words 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 3 weeks ago
That looks amazing. I would order two
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Local church dance requires brushing your teeth, among other things 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 4 weeks ago
Brushing your teeth is always a good idea. Do it, kids.
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Give me your best 78 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 weeks ago
Can only fill it with a randomized amount.
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Give me your best 78 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 weeks ago
But you're blind when you're invisible! (this is actually legit btw, since your eyeballs would be invisible, they wouldn't bounce and reflect light and thus would not enable you to see)
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Happy new year, and a happy new decade 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 7 weeks ago
Woah woah spoiler alert! I wanted the end of the year to be a surprise!
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Shoes mark the spot 13 comments
chocolatefeces · 13 weeks ago
I am also curious about this.
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What do you guys think? 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 13 weeks ago
I think that comparing Phoenix' joker to Ledger's joker to Nicholson's joker to Romero's joker is pointless. Each and every one is a product of its time, is a unique representation of the character, and is perfectly valid. There is no "best" joker just like there is no "best" movie or song or book. That said, awesome artwork and tattoo. Morbid too, yeesh.
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Bedside Lamp with Bluetooth Speaker and Wireless Charger, Table lamp Desk lamp with Sleep 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 13 weeks ago
First I'm seeing of it. And it is quickly overstaying its welcome.
Chris Farley 12 comments
chocolatefeces · 14 weeks ago
George Carlin for sure.
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Seriously 15 comments
chocolatefeces · 14 weeks ago
This is FUNsubstance. This post is not fucking fun. Please remove it now. This ruined my goddamn night.
Don't print this 1 comments
chocolatefeces · 15 weeks ago
Man I work in a print shop and the level of waste would make most people cry.
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How cool is this 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 16 weeks ago
Cold enough here for sure
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Fine I guess 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 21 weeks ago
True, however these speeds are irrelevant when the speed of speech and the speed of hand movements define the speeds of these modes of communication much more accurately.
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Chick magnet 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 21 weeks ago
He made a pickup truck guys. But the tailgate won't work.
R.I.P. Sid Haig 1 comments
chocolatefeces · 21 weeks ago
Just realized how awesome a Joker he would've been, and basically was as Captain Spaulding
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The russian trap! 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 21 weeks ago
Looks like Zoolander
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Soft and fashionable 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 23 weeks ago
And possibly overheating. I wish people wouldn't dress their pets.
Mose everybody 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 23 weeks ago
*And actor on The Office
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