chocolatefeces


I'm the turd you think is a candy bar.

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One of the most comfortable ways to sleep 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Yeah she's pretty cute, I want her too now
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Apparently this is what happens when you ask two teenagers to rake the leaves 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
please capture this google maps satellite view!
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*Carlos screaming in the background* 22 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
iNOOOOOOOON!
Kim Kardashian's nude pic? Meh 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
This
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Probably real life mermaids? 18 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Japan just laughs in the face of evolution doesn't it?
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Guess which one 24 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
He's not holding a bag of milk! Not Canadian enough!
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How my school system expected me to deal with bullies 16 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
I don't think they're gonna get that hippo
For those who think anime is just for kids 31 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
I don't think it's just for kids, I think it's just for Japanese people. Not being racist, I'm just saying it was designed in and for a completely different culture than anywhere apart from Japan.
This kinda creeps me out 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Why? It's just a man in an giant balloon.
Now you know where the pyramids are 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Also, everyone pictures them as these crumbling stone pyramids, where in actuality, when they were new, they were covered in smooth, white limestone, and reflected more light than we can imagine. What we see now are the old deteriorated, broken down versions.
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Buster Keaton was a crazy mofo! Crew members threatened to quit 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Realistically, all you'd need to do is measure the distance from the base to the window, then the same distance straight out from the house. Theoretically, he can't be harmed if it's done right. And hey, it worked!
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One day parents, one day 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Yeah but video games AND drugs are better than just video games.
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The devil tumor 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Looks more like a Jesus tumor
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I don't think I trust myself anymore 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
If you haven't, watch Freaks and Geeks. It's only one season, but it's an amazing show. Be prepared for random hilarious cameos in every episode.
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Me after seeing the /b/ section of 4chan 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
in browsing a single page of the random board, i just encountered:
- a cannabis thread
- someone wanting to name their knife
- a DIY thread
- another pot thread
- an anime porn thread
- a reactions to weird porn thread
- a rule 34 thread
- and someone asking what to expect when they move to croatioa.
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Despicable me is not new 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Someone colourize this
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The front fell off 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
This made me lol. The dry sense of humor reminds me so much of Monty Python
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Me after seeing the /b/ section of 4chan 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Oh come on people, it's not THAT bad
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Orchestra Gives A Performance After Eating The World's Hottest Chili Peppers 11 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
I was expecting that performance to be waaay worse
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Advice probably worth taking 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
There's a story behind why this sign exists, and it's probably very funny.
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Case in point: Beats by Dre 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Very true. Often you do get what you pay for but there are many exceptions.
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Rewatch them at each stage, it's a whole new experience 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
The show is literally impossible to not enjoy.
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f*cking roller-coaster of a month 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
That's why you buy like 5 home tests
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Narrow-headed soft shell turtle 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
God was high
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