chocolatefeces


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Winter in switzerland 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
I visited Swizerland once. Best skiing of my life.
Just a cloud? 13 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Looks like a fallen angel burning in eternal damnation.
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I don't know about you. But I want this 30 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Lol it was a joke guise, I know it's weed. Dry, old, possibly no good weed, but it is.
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Kids at my school need to learn this 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Thats the thing, I don't get the point of the former without the latter
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...i would 15 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
I definitely wouldn't eat either of them alive
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...i would 15 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Veal
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I don't know about you. But I want this 30 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Whats dat?! Oregano?
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Got to try this ! 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
It's way harder than it looks to get it right. I've tried
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Dad jokes are evolving 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
I thought he was arranging the branches of small black christmas trees.
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Notepad 3D art 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Very cool
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the difference four years of high school can make 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Or, you know, genes. There are large people and small people.
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When in the middle of Netflix I realize finals start tomorrow 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
But Marty, you're not thinking fourth dimensionally!
The slippery slope of feeding fowl 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
it's very true. before winter came, my parents were feeding dozens of them every day with bags and bags of corn.
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There may be aliens out there 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
No intelligent life, except for an extremely rare few, such as this man, and some who are dead.
A woman attempted suicide by injecting 10ml of mercury 25 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
The logic is that death is the worst possible thing there is, so you're instantly making your life the absolute worst it can be. But honestly, I can think of a ton of problems that are worse than death. If someone told me they were going to kill themself, I wouldn't just say don't do it, I'd ask them why they think it's the only option. Who knows, maybe they're truly suffering and there's no way to stop.
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Advantages of Interstellar Travel 1 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Funny, but this is a spoiler so you should take it down. Of all the movies to not spoil anything, this is the one.
There are two types of girls 16 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Honestly, left girl's butt is more attractive to me. Big butts can be gross
Story of my life 11 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Being alone and being lonely are two very different things.
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Wait, children! 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
classic simpsons
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Old Man Spends Three Years To Build This "BBQ Train" 1 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
This is really cool but I bet his neighbors fucking hate him
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Beat this beauty apple 16 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
I think we have the same dad cause so did mine
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The Jokers 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
They were fantastic iterations of the Joker. However nobody talks about any of the Jokers from any of the graphic novels. If you ask me, the book Arkham Asylum has the most horrifying version of the Joker ever.
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Improvised candle holder 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
Love the lightsaber in the background
Man smacks the soul out of a b*tch on the New York subway 17 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
He was right to hit her, just like she'd have been if he was acting that way to her.
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Uncle found Photoshop 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 10 years ago
That's really good if he only had a week of experience with Photoshop
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