Riding a swimming moose

Lol (a genuine one)

That face the dog is making in the first picture is possibly the cutest thing I've ever seen

I'd say eating or defecating comes before showering

Thankfully I've never seen this in Canada

Someone's thinking fourth-dimensionally!

What a snaggletoothed fucking cunt she is

Any Isaac players around? Looks like the curved horn to me.

just gonna have to delve into the deep web now

Is this Far Side? Those are great

Yeah I've read this whole book several times, plus the second one. Very excellent tips to live life by if you want to be a good person.

If nobody here has, watch the series Cosmos, it's unreal

No, just keep it at 12 o'clock guys, you look like idiots with it backwards.

He's so fucking right

Michael Winslow

Red Pill: To a galaxy far, far away, a long time ago. Star wars, I'd go to star wars world.
Blue Pill: Bring Doc Brown from BTTF here, hopefully he'd have (or be able to build) a time machine Delorean and then I'd travel around time and fuck around until I cause a chain reaction that would unravel the very fabric of the space time continuum, and destroy the entire universe.

The animators had a long day apparently

I wish Kim would drown in lava