Hey it's Rod Serling (left). For those who don't know, he did a lot of writing for the original Twilight Zone, which is one of the greatest old TV shows ever made.

Q bert

That is the cutest animal

You would've loved the show Reboot. It was exactly that.

Or make up your own and memorize it, then you'll have it forever. That's what me and my best friend did. We could pass notes and nobody could read it. Yeah, before cell phones.

Checked in photoshop, it has an average rgb value of about 6, 8, 4. Very black, but not completely... yet.

Sharklone. A Cyclone of sharks? Cloned cyclones of sharks? The story of a lone clone of a shark cyclone.

So the Egyptians were right all along...

This guy is just trolling. He has no posts, and 20 comments, most of them on this picture. He's trying to turn this into 4chan, which is actually very accurately represented in his posts here. You really think he's going to find you and hurt you? Really? Threatening to hack or go find someone is so common on 4chan that it's funny. Trolls eat attention for breakfast and shit out rage on to their keyboard. All that said, keep going, this is funny.

It'll all be goat

That looks a lot like each of my three dogs.

I can hear everyone saying "SUICIDE IS NEVER THE ANSWER WHATEVER YOUR PROBLEM IS IT'S NOT GONNA LAST SUICIDE IS A PERMANENT SOLUTION TO A TEMPORARY PROBLEM!!!!!" Clearly we need to know the problem before rushing to judgement, because this wouldn't just fix itself.

Looks like his face is tangled in fishing line and the owner isn't removing it.

Nobody realizes how important greens are.

Oh that sound

They actually took those lyrics from a standup show by George Carlin. It's his famous "7 words you can't say on TV", which actually ended up being ten when he added fart, turd and twat.

Looks like something the Monk from D3 would use

...But if we could find a way to push it up to 88 miles per hour... *train whistle blows in the distance*

Realistically they probably could just open the door and place a real box in there half the time. Lots of people leave their doors unlocked.

Hey, at least all the kids not getting vaccinations are at higher risk of death, therefore effectively wedding their parent's stupidity out of the gene pool. After all, it's just natural selection. A wonderful advantage came to be which allowed prevention of serious health problems. Users who took part tended to not get sick, whereas those who didn't would get sick. Who is going to survive the long haul?

Meanwhile if he had a cat, it'd sit and watch as this unfolds. Who would you rather have as a pet?