chocolatefeces


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This made my brain bleed! 41 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Yeah but not in the water. And unless you have Randy Marsh shits it doesn't touch the poop.
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Lots Of Adults Don't Get It 53 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Video games are individual works of art that you interact with in multiple simultaneous ways. A painting, for example, is art which we see. Music is art which we hear, and feel. Movies are art which we see and hear. Games we see, hear, and physically control. Not only these, but all the senses we don't think of as senses, like fight or flight, problem solving, precision motor control, etc. It takes the idea of a game, such as Backgammon, one of the oldest games in existence, and makes a visually beautiful and musically rich piece of art. It's just different levels of interaction that separates different kinds of art.
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Good guy cop 15 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Looks like he found Moon Moon
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Nothing brightens your day like baby animal booties 16 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Unless there's molten feces spewing from them lol
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Africa is huge 33 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Looks like it couldn't fit Canada
When I switched from an iphone to an android phone 14 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
It's not necessarily what more it offers, but that you don't have to become an iPerson and have iEverything because that's what Apple wants to do, dominate the technology industry. So they establish a norm that they adhere to indefinitely, and in order for any of their stuff to work at it's absolute best, everything else you own must be iStuff so they can all talk and that's how you sell fucking gadgets. But with Android phones, they're fully compatible with Windows, can store and play many file types for video and audio without having to convert them for iTunes. Some of the phones themselves are definitely better, like with water resistance, and yes, the deep custom options of the phone itself. Overall it's just a less painful experience. No phone is perfect though.
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How are these things legal? 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Salvia doesn't make you feel like death afterward. Granted there are many different strengths of it, but I've tried 60x several times and each time it made me laugh uncontrollably for around 15 minutes, then feel high for an hour or so. But yeah, totally legal to buy in stores. It's sold as incense I think.
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Looking for a $10,000 luxury watch? Don't buy the Apple Watch 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Because people are stupid and will buy anything fancy and shiny with a big price tag just to impress their other stupid rich friends.
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Come on maaann 12 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Still bigger than most other bodies of water on the planet. And it's a hell of a lot bigger than a 777. Try losing a pebble on the beach. It's easy.
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Me while flossing 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Just do it more. Eventually they'll stop bleeding every time.
He's Just So Good At It 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
I'm really convinced that he's actually using that walkie talkie, and as a result, I want to purchase both of these products, even though I have no use for them.
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Man got caught growing weed by the snow 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
That sucks
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It makes me so uncomfortable... 11 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
You could make that sign a lot funnier with a blue sharpie
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27 years of hell 26 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
That's longer than I've been alive and he's only getting a million? That isn't even that much now, it should be 27 million
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Get a Ferrari, you'll never pay for parking again 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
This car pays for itself!
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How Fight Club started 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
That's actually really cool
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Forever Alone Cat 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
My theory is it loves the high field of view the snowman offers. Cat logic.
What if 11 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
14 billion years is a very long time, and the universe is a very big place. Who's to say it hasn't happened a million times?
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Choose wisely 41 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Marley or Hendrix probably
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My whole life was a lie 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Still, I prefer Survivorman because he's actually alone and actually survives.
Oh canada 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Great title too
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This was done very well 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
They're remaking Attack of the 50 foot woman?
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Men in black was released in 1997 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Yeah... so... 911 significance? What's the context here?
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