In Amsterdam, you can walk into a movie theater and buy a beer. And I don't mean in a paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at MacDonalds.

I wanna get a dog

This needs to be a meemeee

This is so cool

That's so fucking gross

I do this

Well definitely 1 second super strength and desaturation. You could become a superhero still, because 1 second is enough time to flip a car, bust through a wall, or whatever. Assuming the 1 second repeats. Just a one time 1 second would be useless.

For some guaranteed good times later on, the guy could shield the girl from the water with himself and his jacket

2nd from last: This is why for time travel to be possible, we'd also need to be able to teleport to any location in the universe. Since everything is in constant motion, we'd need a motionless station in space, relative to earth. If the two places could talk, one could theoretically teleport from present day earth, to the earth 100 million years ago, but it'd be in a very different place in space. It's hard to explain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeIkk6Yo0s8
for anyone who loves fesh pince

Actually, like his ancestors, his only interest was food. If anything he made them proud by endangering his life to get it.

First content aware fill, and now this. Damn Adobe, you cray.

Played this with my grandparents once. They hated it.

All fingers have veins. All veins circulate blood. Blood is pumped by the heart. All veins are connected to the heart. All fingers have veins which connect to the heart. Whoever wrote that one is a dingleberry.

You wanna know how I got these scars?...

They'll only laugh if they still exist, if we don't become extinct before then.

If only there were a breed of domesticated dog sized tiger permanent kittens. And lions and everything.