chocolatefeces


I'm the turd you think is a candy bar.

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speling iz herd 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
English is fucked
This is what besties look like motherf*cker! 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
I wonder if the dog understands the situation and what they are wearing.
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For all the people going through the harsh winter weather currently 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
16C and sunny here. Just had a burrito and a wonderful walk in the park, now I'm having a beer. Good Friday indeed.
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Growing up. 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
This is painfully accurate
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What if I tell you that the Germans can watch the movie sooner than USA 13 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
After all this GTA5 delay bullshit I'm immune to anything less than 2 months of a delay. Just doesn't phase me anymore
Amazing street art 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Watch "Exit through the gift shop"
Odd US coins 16 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
At the Canadian mint in Ottawa if you take the tour you get to hold an actual bar of gold at the end. Because of its shape, smoothness and extreme weight, it's very difficult to actually get a grip on it. Once you do, it's heavier than you'd think. Oh, and it's guarded by 2 guards with assault rifles.
Interesting sink 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Like having a second bathtub to clean, only it's even more difficult.
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The best dating advice I've ever recieved 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Anyone notice the reflection of the letters in the water? Nice touch whoever made this.
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Me everytime I get that answer 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
I'm taking karate classes online...
Rekt 22 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
get rectangle (game devs will know what i'm talking about)
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The Spirit Bear, an all white black bear found only in the Great Bear Rainforest 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Evolution at work. Although this shows the side that you rarely see, the one with the unique change in its DNA as compared to those around it. In this setting, white fur would actually be worse than brown or black, but in the arctic, he'd be far less visible to prey. That's where these genes would be passed along thanks to "survival of the fittest". That's why we have polar bears.
I think everybody would hate this kind of paper 12 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Dwight! Why is the toilet paper only HALF a ply?!
Oh, is that not good enough for your anus? Pfft, don't even get me started on how coddled the modern anus is.
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This is the type of cat that would try to sell me magical potions in the wood 23 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Khajiit has wares, if you have the coin.
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Dogs have feelings 25 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Dogs show an insane amount of emotion, especially with their face. From my experience with dogs (had 4), they're as good as humans for showing visual emotional cues. My first dog would literally smile every time we got home from school.
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Good luck 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
You are no longer an ordinary gerbil, Lemmiwinks, you are... The Gerbil King!
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Absence of time 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
I would love to see that in person
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Stay in school 16 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Stupid, confident people. That's a bad mix.
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Snug 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
And nearly invisible too
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De-evolution will end our species' reign on this planet (assuming climate change won't) 12 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Oh boy another one, my bad. Photoshop doesn't have spellcheck
De-evolution will end our species' reign on this planet (assuming climate change won't) 12 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
I actually agree. While there are countless species just on this planet, let alone the entire universe, it's still a shame to lose one forever, because each is different and fascinating in its own way.
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The space occupied by default apps really upsets me 22 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
It's true, no phone is perfect. At least you can open it and put in a 64gb micro sd card for a good amount of space for music and movies.
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The truth has been told 136 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
I think the ideas requiring violence are worse than useless. Useless implies it is neutral, usually these ideas result in mass amounts of death.
In the Czech Republic, Burger King serves beer from tap 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
They call it a royale with cheese.