I used to have two dogs. When the older one died, whenever the younger one was outside, she would intently look around the street and area for him, hoping he'd come back from around a corner or something. He never did.

Khajiit collect blue butterfly wings for alchemy

Crows are remarkably intelligent. Like, weirdly so. http://www.cracked.com/article_19042_6-terrifying-ways-crows-are-way-smarter-than-you-think.html

This is only completely true for chemical drugs, like crack, cocaine, heroin, meth, etc. Those are very artificial, are horrible for you in many ways, and will kill you if taken enough. Stuff like mushrooms, lsd and ecstasy or mdma are still bad for you, and could surely ruin the life of someone susceptible to drug addiction, but probably won't kill you or do any serious permanent damage. Then there's marijuana. It's a natural plant with no toxic chemicals in it, nothing that can kill or harm you in any way, barring an allergic reaction of some sort. Like anything smoked, it will damage your lungs, like cigarettes, or dried kale. If you inhale the smoke byproduct of any burning object, it will damage your lungs. Know why? Cause lungs don't like smoke of any kind. Use a vaporizer instead. Then there's alcohol, tobacco, and caffeine. The legal ones, with some age restriction. Everyone knows that cigarettes kill many people daily. Few know that marijuana has caused zero deaths in history.

Love the ruined jesus at the end.

Remember that dogs have a sense of smell we can't even imagine. It's like sight to them, it's an extremely powerful sense, and can easily track an individual's scent over long distances.

It wants to die

You realize that it's intentional right?

Do I smell an alternate universe spinoff?

And this is one of many examples of why Colin is the funniest on that show.

Haven't you ever been to Canada? This is how people travel safely on icy sidewalks.

You have 30 minutes to move your cube.

Living alone on a dirt mound. Sucks to be her.

What's actually going through the little brain of that little animal is this: Oh, the large love/food/water/massage dispenser THAT I OWN is holding an object. I, the cat, therefore own that object as well. Let me rub my face all over it, which is my instinctual method for declaring my ownership of an object, or other living thing. And why does it collect my feces? That's whack bro.

Urge to kill... fading... fading... RISING!!!!... fading... gone...

Just so you all know, you don't need to go overseas to experience this. In Ottawa there are bars with the same thing, taps at the table that you pour from yourself. It rocks!

Oh my god what a fantastic cartoon

Askjeeves? Does that even exist anymore?

Mythbusters cleaned out the entire supply of spare Lego bricks in the US and barely managed to make a solid ball the size of a car. I call fake.

Then they were hated, now they're accepted.

If he'd have used a baseball bat instead of a sword, the guy could have died instead of getting a wicked face scar.

And when your bowels and bladder need forceful evacuation.