chocolatefeces


I'm the turd you think is a candy bar.

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Marijuana ad campaign doesn't make sense 15 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
I tried Marijuana once. Now I have no legs.
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True Mother's Love 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
With posture like that, she went through a lot of pain to do that for him. I pull something in my shoulder and I'm like, how can I make this get me out of work?
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Cut and Polished Meteorite 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
We are it. It is us. Everything on Earth, everything we've ever known, everything in the universe, all of it is star stuff.
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Just stop smoking 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Stop smoking *cigarettes.
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Nigerian dude with his pet hyena 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
He looks like Digimon Honsou
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Apple jacks....Your education 12 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Apple is horrible for so many valid reasons, yet 50% of you are probably reading this on an apple device. And it's not like they're cheaper and are the only option for a lot of people. Steve Jobs was a greedy prick, they overprice everything they sell, and the most innovative thing they've made (apart from some of their old-school computers and stuff) is the iPod, which is now obsolete thanks to massive amounts of flash memory and smart phones.
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Depression 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Michelinequa
Kevin Spacey is Christoher Walken auditioning for the role of Han Solo 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
This is so weird to see and hear at the same time
If Only Real Life was More Like Anime 19 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
If only anime never existed.
This is actually really inspirational 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Also... nature built the iceberg.
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This is actually really inspirational 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
At least the Titanic actually got built and isn't from a story book.
that would be my mother...and i'm white 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Great parenting. Nothing controls children like fear.
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It would be fair 19 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
You don't live with the guy. He's a leech on the belly of society. If he's able to, he should work for money, that's how the world works for the most part. "Able" is a very broad term. There are different kinds of "able". Mentally and physically come to mind. Physically, he's fine. He can walk, run, lift, and go to the bathroom independently. Mentally, he's also fine. He's not an idiot for the most part, and could survive on his own. But socially, he's not so strong. Holding a basic conversation is choppy, awkward, and uncomfortable. But he can take orders from a boss, he can lay cement, drive a car, pick up garbage, or chop wood while remaining completely silent and interacting with nobody. I wouldn't give him a sales job or anything with lots of face to face or vocal human interaction. He couldn't sell a burger to an American. But he could do those other things, and should to earn money. Those who believe they can just get everything for free are dicks, unless they truly deserve it.
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It would be fair 19 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
My roommate sits around all day doing nothing, collecting money from the government. Because he has (some degree of) Asperger's syndrome. He's pretty socially awkward, but that shouldn't be considered enough of a disability to get enough free money to live off of when you're fully physically and mentally capable of working a job. He could pick up cans for the city. He could drive a car and deliver shit. But I lose a bit of my paycheck because I'm forced to pay for services for people like him. Lazy idiots. I'm fine with paying for legitimate disabled people to live, but allowing lazy idiots to get money is bullshit. And the thing is, he's stuck. He's got zero work experience at 25, so if he ever gets tired of just barely getting by on this free money, he won't be able to get a job anywhere other than flipping burgers or shoveling shit.
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Skeptical dogs are skeptical. 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
I want to have a pool party with each and every one of these dogs.
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Arguing with facts? 15 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
"Well let's just agree to disagree."
"I don't agree to that."
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Am I weird? Or this is normal? 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
It's... animal like?
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kobeeeee more like kobabyyyyyyyyy 18 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
And this is why you don't have nine kids of your own.
Still has me thinking 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
The answer is: no, they don't. The evolution of the eye is a very interesting thing. It's explained in great detail in the second episode of Cosmos.
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That's Pretty Incredible 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Nature is interesting
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Lemon sizes 16 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
It's like a comparison of people's size and skin texture from everywhere else in the world compared to Murica
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Before New York by Markley Boyer 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Looked better before.
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Music has no enemies 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
What about Mark David Chapman? Or the guy who shot Bob Marley?
Now He's Trying Way Too Hard To Get Into Avengers 11 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Why not Spider America?
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