He'd have to do it super seriously, otherwise he'd just seem like Jim Carrey in another goofy role.

Buy pork tenderloins. Slow cooked, they're delicious, and pretty cheap. Ten bucks for a chunk of boneless meat the size of your forearm.

I still use them at work

lqtm

Youtube-Cinefix-Things you didn't know about movies

I'd name him Horny.

Some of the best advice I've heard from a very goofy movie is from Step Brothers: Don't lose your dinosaur. Just a coincidence that this shows Jurassic Park. It means never forget how to be a kid.

Well hey, they're already 1/10th of the way to being 1/1600th of the way there.

Because my damn pizza is late

I believe this is completely true, at least for me it is. But we have to add one more: the face you show on the internet.

In his butt!

It should specify that each number has it's own amount of angles lower than 180 degrees. The point on number 1 is both like a 40 degree angle and like a 320 degree angle.

Steam

One day just coat both surfaces in some unscented oil or grease

*If you like it, and it's a human over the age of 18

So cool.

Fuper Fun Factoid: That's Bob Saget.

Aaaand that's why you wear a helmet.

But which one is which??!!