chocolatefeces


I'm the turd you think is a candy bar.

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Hat-shaming 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
I agree, flat hats are for swag fags.
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Monster island 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
One of the best Simpsons quotes
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The water challenge 20 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Sure if you wanna be that weirdo drinking out of a cup all day
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That face though 12 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
I believe they're shopped
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true 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Is that person Hitler?
This man spent four years growing a church from trees 15 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
"It totally worths it". 10/10
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The water challenge 20 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
It'd be like 90% saliva by 9pm
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My day time stockings 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
It'd make for a cool tattoo
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So metal 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Pain is beautiful
His hometown is getting weirder 24 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Hopefully he has the same weakness as the aliens in Signs.
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Murica weirdness 36 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Many of these are similar or the same in Canada. Also language differences, like chips/crisps, french fries/chips, elevator/lift, pants/trousers, and the list goes on.
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So metal 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Imagine the lacerations that would result.
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Meet the anaconda catcher 23 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
S'good eatin
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I have a dream 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
You can, it's called http://www.clipconverter.cc/
I have a dream 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
You can, it's called AdBlock, or AdBlock Plus
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Can you imagine a human lifting up 540lb from the floor and above their head 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Try lifting that same weight without a handle, like say a sphere. Not so easy. Not that this was easy. Just saying.
Someone had to say it 14 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Oh man you are so right
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Things money can't buy 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Pick 3. Most people on earth are shittier than that. Humans generally suck, with some exceptions.
Let's not forget this joker because of the new one 14 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Nobody is going to forget his performance as The Joker. It's one of the most popular and talked about roles in history, due partly to it's brilliance, and partly to the untimely death of Heath Ledger. Because of that, the media was completely saturated with stories about his death, which made an already great performance a crazy amount of popular.
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so 35 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
What happened was big motherfucking predators with big black sunken eyes and sharp teeth.
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Transformers 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
DaShawn Jerome Jamarcus Williams Cotton. No joke the name of someone from my old school.
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Scoop from bed. Dump on chair. Scoop from chair. Dump on bed. Repeat 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Chairs are such a great place for stuff
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Just to be Crystal Clear 25 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
I was gonna say "Desk fan" but I guess Malta works too.
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Every single year we look exactly like that, just... You know, browner 14 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
And here I am in Ontario complaining about it being 32C
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