THEY'RE MINERALS MARIE, JESUS!!!

Toucan has toot

You got a lot of nerve showing your face around here...

I see what you did there

Looks more like a space jockey's armpit.

Nut butter jello 5:05

Oh man you would cream your jeans if you saw what I've been doing at work the past few days. I'll try to upload monday evening.

I wish I was Duck Hunt right now.

#8. totally ytp
#19. If they're truly your best friend, they don't need to hear it. They know it from your laughter.
#20. Actually, they could.

Can't say I'm surprised about the Japan one. From hotdogs to porn.

Everyone likes Emma Stone. She's the girl everyone likes.

Looks like they sprayed their hair with silver paint

How do they know which one was planned and which was the surprise, assuming they're twins?

From an evolutionary standpoint, this is beautiful, because the owl is so perfectly suited to blend in with the trees, see well at a distance, silently fly in and capture it's prey, and ultimately survive and populate the gene pool with these traits for other owls to use and improve.

I can't even imagine how bad that heat must be. In Ottawa we had a 5 day heatwave with highs of like 34C and I was going insane. My brain would melt in the Middle East.

Answers to these, and similar questions, can be found at the Springfield Knowledgeum. Or by searching Michio Kaku on youtube. He's a theoretical physicist who has a bunch of ted talks about this kind of stuff.

It's all meaningless. Every single personal opinion is biased by what they prefer. You only remember good things about yours, and you only remember bad things about the others. Ever tried studying a topic you hate, and find it hard to retain the information? Or gotten super obsessed and reading and memorizing the entire wiki for something? Cause brains.

Look at buddy in the back there. I think he likes his job.

Back when she was crazy hot.

They've got what's called a "makeup face". Also is it funny that the song I'm listening to right now is called Grown So Ugly?

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