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chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Shockingly electrical
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chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Here's what you do:
Find a red or pink highlighter. Crack it open, find the ink soaked felt innards, slice it open along the side, loosen it a bit, slowly drip water through it into a jar until the ink is all rinsed out. Soak white string in this solution, set up black lights, and the strings will glow like lazers!!!!!
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Why you should appreciate your life 17 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Also this means that life, the universe, and everything is all just one big random numbers game. When you boil everything down to odds, it all becomes calculable, however astronomically many calculations need to be made. And to think that every calculation for everything in the universe since 14 or so billion years ago until the end of reality, every digit is contained within pi. 3.141592... the ratio of a round, 2 dimensional shape's diameter to its circumference. Numbers, forever, non-repeating, mind bottling.
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Why you should appreciate your life 17 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
This post is why scientific notation was invented.
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Ultron's solution makes senses 23 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Don't fuck around on the deep web.
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My dog is an asshole. I love him 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
I loved my dogs so much. I carry my first dog's tag on my key chain, and will forever. Sometimes there's nothing better than sitting on the floor with your dog's head on your lap.
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Because That's How Adele Rolls 16 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
I thought it was about fat rolls
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What the shit 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
The difference in thought from now compared to centuries ago.
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I have seen the future for gamers 12 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
What a tim to be aliv
What music would suit a zombie apocalypse? 52 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
That or
Bill Kiley - Headless Beast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7mTPzf41WM
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What music would suit a zombie apocalypse? 52 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
cKy - Rio Bravo
The lyrics and intensity make it perfect imo. Also edit to include links people!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbUZB2gUNCs
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Its all a matter of perspective 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
I really want to walk down one of these hallways and see the painting all distorted and choppy. And eventually see it lining up and that one moment when you stop and it's absolutely perfect. That's what I want to experience right now.
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How to instantly give your co-workers a heart attack 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
I want that cutout so bad
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Cat says "no more" during her bath! 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Awww, he's in agony, how adorable
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How I see it 22 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Neck
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Dogs in onesies 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
They're so handsome
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You miss 100% of the vodka shots you don't take 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
What's more badass: That they drank all the vodka? Or that they probably prepare for this sort of thing, and they still ran out.
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I come from Montreal, what about you? 15 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Canadians can suck too. Skin colour doesn't matter, country of origin doesn't matter. Upbringing matters though, and so does intelligence, and morality, and any one of any race can be horrible or great. Just don't be an asshole.
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Scottish highland cow 19 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Elect him for president
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How I see it 22 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Balls
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