It's funny that the characteristic that zombies say braaiiins only comes from one movie: Return of the Living Dead. Even though it ends in "of the dead", it isn't a Romero film, and he's the one who basically invented the modern zombie.

If you can train your cat to do anything other than poop in a box of sand, I'll walk across the pieces of my lego X-Wing.

Keep feeling fascination!

Absolutely perfect play

I can still see someone freaking out about drawing on a kid with sharpie and saying it's poison.

Rubbing alcohol is 30, 50, 70, or 99% pure alcohol, and anyone can buy it. Yes, it'll get you drunk. It might also kill you.

That heat blur

So cool, but would it be fast enough to stay upright?

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Looks like a lot of work went into this

A giant snake murdering Batman?

Fun fact, they're made with all the brushed fur from real doggies

She makes my sea cucumber activate its defense mechanism.

Oh! A Bazooka Joe comic! Pshhh, I read that one 75 years ago.

And that, my beloved grandchildren, is how I was raised entirely by a small French bulldog.

That's Canada for ya. Eh?

Sorry guys

Have fun cleaning cheese and cream off of your gun dingleberry.

What if I told you that anyone can criticize anyone else of any colour because all humans are imperfect for their own reasons and most are deserving of harsh criticism because most people are not generally good.

Sunshine state. Don't mess with Washington.

Wow, a DVD drive? Get with the times man, those are so old and unnecessary now

Dammit Moon Moon