chocolatefeces


I'm the turd you think is a candy bar.

Report User
Eye in the sky 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
I don't know about streaming, but if you're going to watch any of the show, make it seasons 3 to 14. Out of 25 seasons or so, those ones are by far the funniest. Back when the writers, actors and characters were all in their prime. If watching seasons 3-14 is too much, 5-9 are the absolute pure gold of the whole show. Highest concentration of the funniest episodes. All the jokes written back then were clean and timeless, whereas now they only apply to now. Other shows suffer from this as well sometimes, and that's because it's easy writing. Writing a joke that's funny for a hundred years takes serious talent. And every episode is a constant barrage of jokes, every line, every scene, and often jokes you never even notice, like signs on screen for <2 seconds, or a slight inflection in the voice that makes something inexplicably hilarious.
5
This is What Piercing the Sound Barrier Looks Like 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Physics are beautiful things.
9
There has a to be a story behind this sign 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Life doesn't change because you post a sign.
What do you mean "6 year olds"?? 20 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Yeah that place would also be heaven for bacteria.
9
WHAT?! 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
And yet, Netflix still doesn't have a random button.
10
Star wars: The incest awakens 17 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Because she'd have (probably visible) genetic problems due to the incest
9
No words to describe this. 13 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Dogs are better
Best Joker Cosplay !! 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Wow. For those who don't realize, look up the cover for the book "The Killing Joke" By Allan Moore and be amazed.
8
A canopy bridge 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Physics are cool things.
1
I wish I was this talented 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Being able to draw cartoons is a talent. Being able to draw realistic proportions is a much greater talent.
28
Let the games begin 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
The joke is, they all have the hot sauce.
19
Any players here? 16 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Isn't Backgammon the oldest game in history?
Sassy Samsung 19 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
That's a drop in the bucket for either company. I'm surprised Apple is bothering to count it, they could just throw it away and spend the time inventing an even smaller, thinner iPad.
Teddy Roosevelt is a baddass 15 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
With that mustache and frown he could end terrorism with a mean glare.
13
Anime logic 17 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
I hope you're joking.
They figured out my plan!!! 15 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Funny post ruined by anime.
Dope quote 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
There are many people who do great things and are not revered for their acts until long after their deaths.
4
Happy back to the future day! 15 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
I'm watching it tomorrow (the 21st), and I'm going to time it so that this exact shot occurs at 7:28 pm.
2 · Edited 9 years ago
Living room portals 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Although I realize now that it's not perfect. In Portal, doing this would basically mean an endless copy of the space between the two portals in a straight line. In reality, light bounces in between the two mirrors, giving you a different linear path than running through portals in a straight line. The mirror makes alternating copies of orange, blue, orange, blue... With a portal, you'd look into the orange and see only orange lined up. Still, very cool idea that I now want to do.
2
Living room portals 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
This is the best decoration I've ever seen.
3
The truth has been spoken 1 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
It's painfully true, children. Appreciate the youth that you have, it's the best part of life.
9
Now I see you 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Tiny wingless dragons
5
Brooklyn 99 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
This show is fantastic
11
Just a girl sitting on the keel of a boat underwater 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Nope nope! Underwater stuff is so freaky.
7