chocolatefeces


I'm the turd you think is a candy bar.

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Bill Nye is one of us 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Remember this come the zombie apocalypse
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Black Sabbath's got a sweet ride! 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
I'll be seeing them in February! Oh, and Rival Sons is opening. So amazing.
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the beginning of most scary movies 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Someone likes American Horror Story
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His face, so priceless 24 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
That's racist, they're people too
Well... 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
This is normal somewhere.
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This kid grows substantially more in the first half of each year 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Only if it's in respect to the mythical god, and not the marvel character, that's just lame.
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Carbon Fiber knife 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Obsidian is still sharper
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Behind the meme 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Shit happens when you party naked
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Spread it 21 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
The sphincter
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On rumors that next iPhone will not include a headphone jack 33 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
And you'd only be able to use those specific headphones. What if you have your own pair already?
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Amen! 37 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Despite the truth in this message, they should add this line underneath: Using a different font for every line doesn't add depth
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Someone please explain 20 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
That's really crepey
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That was a really sad moment 44 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Just pull out your phone, google it and prove them wrong.
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That was a really sad moment 44 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
If I were to assign an adjective to the evidence, I would say it is abundant.
Steve Jobs was a perfectionist 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Exactly, but nobody knows who any of them are, and there are probably thousands.
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Chuck Norris is nothing 15 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Bad motherfuckin ass
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Would you open it? 28 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Positively do not open
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This is why I love Australia 32 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
I like turtles
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This is why I love Australia 32 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
I read that wrong at first and though it said it was illegal to vaccinate them. I thought they won somehow
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With the situation in the world nowadays 15 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Well there is one important thing about war. War never changes.
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Hero of a Generation 22 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
It's kind of funny that he looks sinister and mischievous, like he knows something we don't, yet did this great act of selflessness.
This kind of adventure 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Ouch, something bit me.
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So long, good old friend 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
I miss my little Shelby. She was stinky, but wonderful.
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