chocolatefeces


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A man's best friend 11 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
They're demonstrating the level of trust and gentleness shared between man and his friend dog.
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It's All About Size Now 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Accurate to how meal proportions have also changed in western civilizations
You don't say? 36 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
The good thing about this is that if they do all die, her stupid genes won't enter the gene pool.
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Kid is going places 12 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
i used to do this
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Dun't like it 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
What is this from?
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Prez Fight Club 11 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Lincoln would be like, 3 feet taller though
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I am a believer of the simple things in life 26 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
You forgot orgasms
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Kids are so creepy sometimes 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
She's friends with a black guy?
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He was a great man. 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
The scene at the end of Die Hard (spoiler alert!) where he Falls from the building, they let him go on 1 instead of 3, that's why his terror looks so real, because it is. Thought people should know, because it's badass.
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When in Rome 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Well he sure fooled me with that leg
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Black eyes are so cool... does anyone here have them? 25 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
I think that's correct, just very dark brown eyes, like how black hair is just very dark brown hair.
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I feel sorry for this person 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
I lost it, this is beautiful
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Why did it fall?! 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Gravity, it's the law
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He parked his car next to Lake Erie 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Better get a blow-dryer.
Based bill waterson 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
All of these comics are genius. Calvin is a genius.
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Totally how the scene went 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Just because it was never said onscreen in the movies doesn't mean he never said it.
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Someone at the gym dropped their iPhone in a running treadmill 16 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Galaxy is treadmill-proof
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R.I.P George Carlin 11 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Wise words
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"You were like a coworker to me Anakin" 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
From my point of view the fax machine is evil!
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Reporting for duties! 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
cuties
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Works every time 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Or keep a mouthful of water while you're cutting them.
Aliens on earth 22 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Dogmeat encounters some mirelurks
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Halloween 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
You're next buddy
I am famous 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
It's Guppy!
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I'm not an alcoholic 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Burgess Meredith