chocolatefeces


I'm the turd you think is a candy bar.

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The dwight schrute collection 1 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Oh good, I'm wearing my mustard shirt.
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Please say they are 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Sideshow Bob feet
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This week on "America's Next Top President"! 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Hey, look at that, another theorist
Colossus in Deadpool 13 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Adrenaline, superhuman strength, speed, agility, and stamina aren't enough to stop your skull from being shattered by a giant metal Russian fist.
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pure evil 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Playing cards to the rescue
Get rekt 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
"Oh the humanity"
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Colossus in Deadpool 13 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
It's true, but he still had his ass handed to him by a chick. She was super strong, but was she also super invincible? The beating he gave her would kill someone with superhuman strength alone.
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Chubby wubby tubby bubby teeks ok. Im done 12 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
You can literally never have too many cute dog pictures
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Tree roots growing on top of the pavement 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
So that's why they can't be knocked over in GTA
Screw Edison! Tesla is the best 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Tesla needs to be more famous than he is
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Special effects and green screens 11 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
My pleasure, practical effects are always incredibly interesting
Can't be the only one thinking this... ( Big Hero 6 reference ) 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
True, but the writers could've named him something else so it'd sound more organic.
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Baby turtle army 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
No it's Becky
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Can't be the only one thinking this... ( Big Hero 6 reference ) 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
It sounded so forced that they called him BB-8. If they were on friendly terms, they'd only call him BB. Like with R2, and 3PO.
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Anon question 23 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
If you smoke: quit smoking.
NBA All Stars are coming 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
That's like Yao Ming height.
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Joe Alaskey, the voice of Bugs Bunny, has passed away at the age of 63. RIP 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Just so everyone's aware, Mel Blanc was the original voice, and his skill was amazing. Joe Alaskey was one of very few others who were good enough to imitate it for television after Mel died.
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Are all Canadians nice? 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Not all of us are nice. But a lot of us are, and overly nice at that. Although I've had a lot of bosses and teachers, and many of them were completely toxic. Humans with all the benefits of a box of shit. And they're all Canadian.
The Deadliest Knife 42 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Q: Do you want this knife?
A: Yes.
Q: Do you want to murder people or animals? Because those are its only practical uses. And for $900 or so, you want a useful thing.
A: You make a good point, me.
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I'm too confused 17 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
They looked and decided not to.
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I would love to eat most of these 84 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Aaaand that's why there are so many fat kids in the USA (and Canada)
How do I fix my Mac? 18 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Time travel would help
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Hand blown glass octopus 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Is it also a bong?
Forgetting the effects it would cause 17 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
But what about the effects it would cause?
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