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Tesla lighter 7 comments

chocolatefeces · 8 years ago

He speaks for everyone. Give us all one.

c'mon internet 25 comments

chocolatefeces · 8 years ago

This'll be the day. If they're all getting along then I'm a monkey's uncle.

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...corndog? 5 comments

chocolatefeces · 8 years ago

How likely is it that the owners are proportionally just as fat? This person probably feeds their dog daily cake and pie scraps.

Danish ice cream deliciousness 5 comments

chocolatefeces · 8 years ago

Don't you mean "An American's left ass cheek"?

Evil little thoughts 3 comments

chocolatefeces · 8 years ago

Is there any way to not read these in his voice?

Every day is a challenge 1 comments

chocolatefeces · 8 years ago

I smell an introvert. Don't worry, I'm one too. I'd give you a hug but it gives me social anxiety.

Education cuts aftermath 12 comments

chocolatefeces · 8 years ago

Well technically "bail" is a word

Oh Canada pt 3 2 comments

chocolatefeces · 8 years ago

Oh man, this is so damn true.

Fun way to kill time at work. Favorite and come back to it later 7 comments

chocolatefeces · 8 years ago

This is interesting, but I also prefer the guess 5 location game with Geoguessr. Once it happened to be a place i knew and i got the guess exactly right.

Don't we all 8 comments

chocolatefeces · 8 years ago

For those who miss Goldeneye:
https://youtu.be/xrLj16NhWek?t=88

Penn and Teller give a good explanation why you should still get vaccinations 7 comments

chocolatefeces · 8 years ago

These guys rock

I Wouldn't Trust Them 4 comments

chocolatefeces · 8 years ago

These are my cats Ctrl-C and Ctrl-V.

The water challenge 17 comments

chocolatefeces · 8 years ago

Not to sound rude but how is it a challenge to drink water? It's refreshing, pleasant, and necessary for survival.

PREPARE TO CRINGE 6 comments

chocolatefeces · 8 years ago

Yup, we're breeding a society of stupid, confident people.

About the new instagram update 10 comments

chocolatefeces · 8 years ago

Who the fuck cares, it's a goddamn icon.

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That's a fact 7 comments

chocolatefeces · 8 years ago

But hate leads to suffering. This infogif doesn't point that out.

One big instrument 7 comments

chocolatefeces · 8 years ago

I think elephants are especially good at hearing below 20Hz

Do you know how much planning that must have taken? 10 comments

chocolatefeces · 8 years ago

Damn that's so cool. Now to be fair, you guys all realize this isn't one continuous mechanism right? Nevertheless, each individual camera cut is an amazing demonstration of physics. I laughed out loud many times.

My life as of late 2 comments

chocolatefeces · 8 years ago

The accuracy hurts

I think I need to make this 1 comments

chocolatefeces · 8 years ago

Best Grandma ever

Just another sign in florida 1 comments

chocolatefeces · 8 years ago

It's like a real life Saul Goodman, except they probably suck.

And people didn't like his casting 10 comments

chocolatefeces · 8 years ago

Some people may not know about these:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0016629/?ref_=fn_al_tt_3
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0020668/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0035665/?ref_=fn_al_tt_9
There were at least 3 batmen before Keaton. "The Bat" and "The Bat Whispers", both by Roland West, were the direct inspiration for Bob Kane's Batman, and the third is an old serial based on the character.

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At this time of the year in Japan, Asian giant hornets begin to emerge from hibernation 23 comments

chocolatefeces · 8 years ago

I love the reference anyway, but you're right.

Which era is your favorite? 23 comments

chocolatefeces · 8 years ago

So where does "Coal Black and da Sebben Dwarves" fit in? Look it up, that's a real Disney cartoon.

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Angry birds 7 comments

chocolatefeces · 8 years ago

And that's the fun disease you can get. They also carry ticks, ringworm, tapeworm, salmonella, tuberculosis, ornithosis. histoplasmosis, cryptococcosis, psittacosis, viral encephalitis, e-coli, listeria, and the list goes on. Jesus, how are they even alive?