chocolatefeces


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Double trouble 11 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Oh my word, they're so cute
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Anyone here ever actually play the card game? If yes, is it any fun? 13 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Never, but I have my collection still. Missing only 3 or 4 pokemon from the original 151.
For the kid in all of us 17 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Get some aluminum tape (used for plumbing) and some rub and buff, and you can make those things look seriously metal.
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Why I dont run 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Freaks and Geeks. Watch this show. It's only 1 season so it's short.
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RDJ is a legend 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
I smell a crush...
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Some things are just not meant to be. Like me and University. Just saying. 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
That's why you empty the lint trap
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The one and only spiderman 22 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Lucky them.
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The Lykoi cat , otherwise known as Werewolf Cat 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
So werecat?
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I suppose he can't use it anymore... (ಥ﹏ಥ) 12 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Good thing there are never bad guys on the other side.
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How can anyone be so stupid? 27 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
That looks like a Visa credit card. Probably an accident.
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Just think what he could have accomplished with those extra years 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Cancer or no, I don't think he'd live to 185
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Just a fact 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
We got another soldier that wants to die for his country. Oblige him!
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90s swag 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Any kid who got a booster box from a loving parent... Well that was one of the best days of their life.
Please Hollywood, make this happen now! 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
It would have to be Jon Benjamin, his voice is just too recognizable as Archer now. But he looks nothing like him. Like with Homer Simpson. No (official) live action Simpsons either.
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These kids paid for this 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
That is shit. I would demand my money back and leave. That's costing you hundreds of dollars per day.
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Even better would be a license for having children like for cars 19 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Referring to your title, that's a thing, it's called Eugenics. Pretty close to what Hitler was trying to do, but here's the thing: Eugenics could work if there was no racial or gender consideration in the license requirement. Then you only get parents who can A) support the child financially, B) will populate the gene pool for future generations with healthy, intelligent genes, C) long term, evolution could create a race of what we might consider to be superhumans.
God bless him 14 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
That's why there are definitions of words, so we know how and when to use them correctly.
God bless him 14 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Actually guest is right. Just looked it up, miracle refers to something divine, inexplicable by nature or science. So yeah, that's no miracle, that's medical science, baby.
Meanwhile, in an alternate universe. 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
That's a sexy alien
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Aww, he loves me so much...Oh 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Aww, a feces heart
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Anybody else experienced this? 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
DOOM
So this is now a thing 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
I'll just get high before going in then.
God bless him 14 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
True, you don't need to sound like a sarcastic teenager when you could word it like this: "Yes, medical science, research, and donation is a miracle of human development."
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Some see a wolf, I see a bear in this horse's coat 18 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
The features are too canine to be a bear
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Think first 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Correlation is not causation.
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