Big dog, tiny human

or sarcasm

Microsoft Sam does say most things hilariously, especially the word poop. My best friend and I would do mad-libs online and have Sam read them, and it was always hilarious.

I think he's trying to communicate...

Them Brits and their bits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L7b3gi02ws

But... but how?

Ladder climbing is an excellent workout though.

The preceding post is so perfectly negative after this one

Bill Gates is rad.

Sabbath rules!

And now we have this: http://bc-gb.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/gta-v-vehicles-list.jpg

That's brilliant

Earth won't be around for eternity though. What happens when it's gone?

Wow, caught mid-wink too, nice

Dude it's like Jezzball, from old windows 95 PCS, remember?

I'm flattered, but I still don't want to fuck.

That's a damn cool poster.

When are you havin your baby Randy?

God damn he was a brilliant person

Slimy sphincter blossom.