chocolatefeces


I'm the turd you think is a candy bar.

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Cats are the solution 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
One could also argue that it'd be more difficult to kill oneself if you knew you were going to leave your best buddy without you. Dogs are better people than humans most of the time.
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What if this is a reality right now? 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
There is no "cure" for cancer, it doesn't work like that. Cancer isn't just one thing, it's many.
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It's terrifying and cute at the same time 21 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
But imagine if the were predators like lions or tigers or bears, really fast and strong.
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I don't mean to trigger anyone, I'm just tired of my Uni. 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
This has the humour of classic Simpsons.
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It's terrifying and cute at the same time 21 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Or what if horses were carnivorous. That'd be scary.
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Where's Waldo: Prepare to Die Edition 14 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Colouring: Dawn of Carpal Tunnel.
Something to keep in mind 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Yeah what if your life is made up entirely of bad days? That's a bad life.
But mom, I did what you requested 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
I love how sassy Brits can be
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It's cool and creepy at the same time 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Wouldn't 100km be close enough to vaporize you along with the iron in your blood?
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Cat sees outdoor for the first time 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Yes. Like them exactly
Paper cut leaf map of Amsterdam 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Damn I thought that was actually leaf size for a second. It's still incredible and beautiful though.
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Cat sees outdoor for the first time 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Imagine living half your life underground and going to the surface for the first time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F--7DEp26Qo
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*Assistant TO the Branch Manager 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Dogs are the best.
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Anxiety in one pic 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
But there aren't any holes in the bottom of the bag. The fish would still have like an inch of swimming room.
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Explain this please 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Telephone keypads use a different arrangement than keyboards and calculators. It's just how it is, like qwerty keyboards
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Nasa's fw pluto 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
This guy loves Pluto. Don't we all? I imagine he's in the middle of a very long WOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!
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No offense dear countries 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
He will break you
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Real life lego = nightmare 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Tested! Frank does some amazing creature effects.
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Metric master race 18 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
We all are, even in Canada, because of the past usage of imperial, like an 8.5x11 sheet of paper, used in every office everywhere.
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Wait a second 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
well done sir
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I'm worried tbh 16 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
We're all human. Except those who aren't.
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Smart people who made wrong predictions 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Don't see Tesla on here. He must be the real genius.
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As I grew older I feel shame from modern society 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Agreed completely
Damn that pole..! 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
That's inhumanly tall.
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When two dumb people argue 15 comments
chocolatefeces · 8 years ago
Arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
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