So much better than CGI

Guys it's the clowns ok

They fucking started it, and received fair warning of the attacks.

That's cute, wait until you grow up, life gets much worse very fast.

Very interesting, because DOOM has different colourblind settings for all of these different kinds.

That'd be the life

Don't leave those 20s there though

All the time. It'd be amazing, you'd be a god

Just got the last one from amazon lol, at least according to the only one left text.

Thrillho

At least that won't bite, sting, poison, lacerate, crush, or kill you.

I love stock photos

Good guy indeed

Pippa's a cutie.

I love the idea, but I feel like a more widely applicable and more targeted reference would be funnier. Like maybe during the moaning and heavy breathing you splice in a screaming goat or something.

Good guys don't get ink like the bad guys do.

They're a classic comedy duo, like Stewie and Brian, Cartman and Butters, or Calvin and Hobbes.

Name something Russia is famous for...
Russians.

He's the man

Is this Easy Company?

El caballo Trojàn

They'd probably try to drink it or make a mess

Yeah but a gold/titanium alloy is a bad idea, because gold is heavy and weak. Wouldn't a iron/titanium alloy be better, since iron is heavy and strong? But also ferromagnetic.