So har har then?

Obviously genitals

Don't you mean Tatooine?

Two words. Photo Shop

cooooool

As sad as it is, dogs don't live very long. They're going to have to find a good new dog replacement for him.

Paddlin' the school canoe... thaaat's a paddlin'

If an elephant saw that, it'd probably think it's a giant elephant.

Apparently in the first Halloween movie, Michael was played by several different actors, including John Carpenter himself.

Do they actually do this?!

Nice Vader reference

Unless you need to know the earlier stuff to understand the later stuff.

Thank you for not including anything to do with teeth and old-timey dental work. That stuff creeps me the hell out.

Sure, cartoons.

http://www.spacetelescope.org/images/heic1502a/zoomable/
It's apparently 600x bigger than regular 1080p.

Good old reliable evolution

Jesus that's incredible

That thing must weigh 3000 pounds

The dander tube

I've been to Zermatt once, best skiing of my life. The town is so quaint and beautiful. My Dad and I were looking for the most expensive watch we could find (there are a lot of watch shops), and came across one for $135000 I believe.