Make it 29. I think I just killed one of them in Far Cry.

brush your teeth, smell good, dress good, don't talk about negative shit, talk about fun things like music, hobbies, food, orgasms, movies, etc.

This is caused by the high air pressure in front of the plane suddenly changing to low air pressure behind it, creating a cloud.

This is from the movie called Safety Not Guaranteed. Good little movie too.

You could just learn fucking chopsticks, aint that hard.

Hot dogs are suspicious almost anywhere, but yeah.

That thing would probably waste you

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Basically a one use item, next time kitty sees that death cage he'll claw your eyes out.

WTF is raw milk?

That's being generous.

I don't think the sadness from losing a pet will ever go away completely

In soviet Russia, nut busts you!

Is that dad Penn Gillette without hair?

Because George Lucas named that genre of music Jizz, obviously.

Do you see the dead, colourless eyes?

Less powerful than the first cellphones. Our phones now are more powerful than PCs of the 90s and early 2000s.

Hey, free chairs

RIP Lahey. Your liver is finally at peace.

And it's a killer tune too

Also giant ice cream cone, weather permitting.

This is when you reach for your sharpest key, and carve the wheelchair symbol on their hood.

10/10 would pat on my commute.