chocolatefeces


I'm the turd you think is a candy bar.

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Buddies 16 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Salt in the wound
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Mr. Elon musk 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
I think it's largely a proof of concept experiment. If he can safely land a car with a simulated astronaut in the seat, let alone an entire spaceship, that's a successful mission.
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Will Mars be different 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Evolution is an amazing thing. Like bringing a mongoose to an island filled with snakes, the mongoose is an invasive species, has no natural predators in that area, and wipes everything else out. The disease is the mongoose.
me when it's finally friday.. 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Imagine getting an itch anywhere except your armpit. Or finpit I guess.
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This is what we guys need , not those shitty old age home places 13 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Why is the younger woman in this picture so beefy?
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You’re never alone. 800-273-8255 24 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
I think that's closer to murder-suicide. If you're gonna end it at least do it without affecting other people. Then again, nuke suicide would be pretty comical.
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Still unemployed 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Well he looks the part
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The King has met its match 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Who's winning?
What Canadians do in their free time 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
I'm all for the efforts to minimize suicides, but what if someone is truly a horrible person who has done horrible things and wishes to end their life? Would you try to convince a suicidal murderer to not take his own life?
How a CRT TV Works in Slow Motion 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
This was a very cool video, here's the whole thing if you're interested https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BJU2drrtCM
I needs clothes so I can do pakour 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Looks like Slenderman pouncing on a victim.
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Shower thoughts 24 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Why be scared? Humans are a pestilence on this planet. We inherently destroy everything around us. The planet will flourish with life after we're gone.
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That's why I love the movies so much 12 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Top ranking based on what? 12 Angry Men is widely considered one of the best movies of all time, and it doesn't have any nudity, sex or single hero either.
Oh shit 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Must be a pain in the ass to buy gloves.
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Good guy gaben 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Except they don't, because when you work for a good guy who does things like this, you treat them just as well in return.
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That's how Putin rolls 15 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Gimme a V!!! Gimme a P!!! Gimme a N!!!!!!!!!!
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Neat trick 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Can anyone confirm this? Because that's so damn cool if it's true.
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Actual crystal cake. Slice, anybody? 16 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Yeah I've been meaning to get rid of these teeth for a while now. Gimme.
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Partners in crime. 11 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Why would you post an image like this you fucking twit?
Send dunes 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Why, is porn illegal in Britain?
Be strong people 14 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Growing up, whenever I would get hurt or get sick, my Dad would always say something like "Son I wish I could take the pain away from you, just absorb it all so you don't hurt anymore". Well...
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He looks excited. 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
He's fucking cold blooded
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I've just realize that a 9V battery is an arrangement of 6 AAA (1.5V each) batteries 13 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
They're technically quadruple As. They're smaller than AAAs but work the same if you have some kind of spacer. Still, worth the fire hazard?
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