chocolatefeces


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Incredibles 2 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
On the flip side, go to the Sunday matinee and you'll have trouble figuring out where the crying baby sounds are coming from. The audience? The surround sound? Who knows?!
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Tig calls for bicycle reform 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Sure we have. Choppers.
Fun times 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Not so fun for the butterflies, I do declare.
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playground has a sign so hearing and deaf kids can play together 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Doubles for deaf surfers too, but love is replaced with rock and roll. Meh, same thing.
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Bob Ross everyone 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
So very wholesome
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Guy makes an amazing tiny knife out of a simple bolt 14 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
This showed up in my feed as well, now I'm watching all these knife making and restoration videos.
Metal! 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
If ya can't beat em, join em.
Wonders of modern plastic surgery 14 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Even the good surgery looks bad. These people are just nightmare spawn.
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Uhh, yeah! 16 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Those are bathing suits? I thought they were welding jumpsuits
For those who park in the striped areas next to handicapped spaces, you suck 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
So carve the handicapped symbol in their door then, teach them a lesson.
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Crazy photo 18 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Stays fresher longer if it's sealed I guess
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A rare Laurin Sandrow syndrome causes mirroring of hands 12 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Nice to meet you-GAAAHHHH!!!! What the fuck?!
From dog to mattress 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
No pillow is softer than your dogs shoulder.
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Date night 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
What a darling little golden pup
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Invisible man 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Yeah but the torso is empty too
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People know what lava means, right? 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
If it was liquid nitrogen it'd be a tough question.
Bag checks 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Mung tongue!
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Bag checks 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Lol for those who don't know, that is a framed picture of the character Rufio from the movie Hook.
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Doggo art 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Turn on the comments and you can see the darker fur because of the screen fade
When Adventure calls (That's his name) 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Safe to say the answer is universally yes. Who couldn't?
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Sheep might be dumb, but they’re not stupid 1 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Just evolution
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Enjoy the nuances of acting and speech? Check this out. 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Yeah there was another about general region accents, and one about fictional languages. Wired has a lot of really neat stuff like this.
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This is how babies used to fly on airplanes 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
But does the baby get a free pack of unfiltered cigarettes like everyone else?
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You are truly a ass!! 15 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Exactly. I've worked in fast food and I liked it when people did this. Gave me something to do.
Working on the railroad 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 6 years ago
Imagine doing that in Old West times
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