chocolatefeces


I'm the turd you think is a candy bar.

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Very useful if you want to survive in the wild 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
Depends. If you're wet from rain or sweat, and it gets really cold at night, you could die from hypothermia.
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This legend is 50 years old now. Can we make him feel our love and respect for making our 17 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
I absolutely miss the B-Fras. The Mummy, Blast From the Past, Airheads, Bedazzled, he should definitely make a comeback.
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A different type of clock! 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
We don't know which way it's turning guys
Make sure to check the roof of your dogs mouths! ???? These Asian beetles look like 14 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
Whereabouts geographically are we talking here?
I don't want your Damn lemons 53 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
Honestly if Ellen McLain voiced the Alexa I'd buy one.
Can't have my hands in my pockets 35 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
They're failing now as a company. They will always pay peanuts and fire when someone raises a fuss. Me and another couple people left after they fired him for that, and they've been struggling to keep people in our positions ever since. Feels good.
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Can't have my hands in my pockets 35 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
He did. And he did win lol
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Can't have my hands in my pockets 35 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
My last job forced its employees to sign forms saying they're willing to work overtime. But this place kept employing someone after finding out he was sleeping on the job and using work computers to search for voyeurism pornography. They also fired someone else for taking two days of stress leave after his wife had a miscarriage. Not the most honest workplace.
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Hold up 18 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
It'll never work like LGBT because the other party isn't necessarily consensual. It would be like a gay man raping a straight man.
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An absolute unit 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
The Cow King
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Rhetorical question 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
Is there any better name than Squid?
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Apparently I've Found My New Addiction 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
I personally prefer Geoguessr, as this would simply be clicking around an unknown town to find a random airport. Geoguessr involves observing surroundings, learning geography, foreign languages, even whether the dirt is brown or red. To me that's way more rewarding if done well.
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Good Things Come to Pirate, who lived 7 years in a Shelter (FeelGoodSubstance) 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
That's so nice to see. A happy dog is the best sight.
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Friendly noodles 17 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
I thought it was snake shaped donuts, then realized it was just donut colored snakes.
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Definitely have done this 1 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
Don't feel guilty for not wanting to go out every single weekend night
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Bmw, of course 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
So pull out your multitool and snip anything that you can . What, you don't carry a multitool?
Biker gets instant revenge on car that cut him off 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
Love this shit
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Making the most of a bad situation 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
Lol police door key
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No touch 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
You're a dingus who doesn't understand that they can only release heat through those small areas. They can still absorb and contain heat with the rest of their body.
Imagine if you could only sweat through your face. If you were naked, you'd be cool. If you were wrapped in a fur coat and plastic wrap, you'd be much warmer, with the same limited amount of heat release.
Story of my life 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
Dreaming of mac and beats. You can do better.
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What a scene 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
Cause guillotines are metal as fuck
You are a 90's kid if this irritates you 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
Easier than you think to fix though
Thanks to all the fragile people 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
I would love to see another season, a ten year reunion of sorts, where they all get together and go on vacation together or something.
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when you're happy and feel good :) .. 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
If you're happy and you know it bork your snoot
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